So...Steve Spurrier dies and goes to heaven (joke could stop there). God decides to give him a quick tour so they travel around to see the sights eventually coming to a large house sporting Gamecock paraphernalia. God says this is your home here. Spurrier goes in and checks out the place nodding his approval thanking God for providing him such a nice place to live. As he walks onto his new home's back porch, he sees up on a hill towering above him a huge castle with Clemson flags flying everywhere. The hedges are trimmed in the shapes of Tiger Paws and the gardens are arranged with orange, white, and Royal purple flowers. The clouds break and a beam of brilliant sunshine hits the castle and it shines like a beacon on top of the hill. Spurrier turns to God and cries, "How does Dabo get such an extravagant home to live in here and all I get is this little place?" God replies, "Fool...that's my house."