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Jake Bentley releases top five transfer destinations.
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Dec 2, 2019, 10:25 PM

1. BI-LO. - In need of people talented enough to toss merchandise on a shelf.

2. Burger King - Motto “Have it your way” sounds attractive. You can always be first team if you want.

3. Bojangles - Stay local on Shop Road and still be at the game on Saturday.

4. Frank’s Car Wash - While using a car vac, you won’t have to suck all by yourself.

5. City of Columbia Water Treatment Plant - free doo doo ice for life.

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Dec 2, 2019, 10:27 PM

What if no school wants him? Seriously why would they

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Vandy wood! If they get him, Jakey could tell them all of Muschump’s “secrets.”


Dec 2, 2019, 10:58 PM

And they wood FINALLY beat scar.

That’s how it works! Right, Feaster?

~JKB

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Dec 2, 2019, 10:34 PM

I wonder what the list looked like before he narrowed it down to 5. Very interesting.

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Dec 2, 2019, 10:49 PM

He had long list of primo dumpster locations....none of the dumpsters are on fire.

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Dec 2, 2019, 11:32 PM

Don't forget Aldi...the cashiers throw the items directly into the "cart"! He can do that! Just don't ask him to throw to a person!

And there has to be some family business that he can bring his father to so he can continue to work with him... you know, Bentley and Son moving company...he would again be able to throw things into a vehicle.

The Dolphins also need someone to help with the dolphin display.... he would be very good at flopping around in the water to entertain the dolphin.

A medical supply and development company could use him to help design those lights that attach to the doctor's foreheads...figure he has ample room for some of the new designs.

5 Guys had him penciled into their company until the Tigers beat them and the "5" was no longer applicable... So the town of Ninety 6 is looking at him closely for security at one of the strip clubs (experience at Roach)....

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Dec 3, 2019, 1:05 AM

What about QT one of a kind grill cheese

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Dec 3, 2019, 6:25 AM

I figured Augusta National would be on the list. He could throw footballs at anyone trying to sneak a golf cart on the course.

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I heard he's still working on a deal with a billboard co.


Dec 3, 2019, 7:25 AM

to advertise on his forehead.

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