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I worked at one place that they brought in like 3 pallets of frozen turkeys...everyone was given a coupon in their paycheck stub to go get one from the warehouse.

I worked at another place actually gave us a gift around Christmas. They had a catalog of stuff that we could pick from. They also gave us $50 coupons from Harris Teeter to go buy food for T-giving. My wife and I did that exactly once, then the next year I just gave mine to a local charity. Eventually, the company quit doing it.

When I was really young, my dad's company would throw a big Christmas party for all the employees kids at the Gaillard Auditorium(the old one, obviously). I was in about the 2nd grade and remember they had a magician at one of the Christmas shows. After the show, all the kids got to pick a present from under the huge tree they had in the lobby. I hadn't thought or even remembered that in decades--that was kind of a cool thing they used to do.

I'd guess no company will ever do anything like that again.

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Nov 18, 2020, 3:01 PM

https://www.sbnation.com/2010/7/22/1582429/2010-sec-media-days-vanderbilt

2010 SEC Media Days: Vanderbilt Interim Coach Robbie Caldwell Introduces Turkey Insemination To The SEC

Robbie Caldwell is Vanderbilt’s interim football coach and turkey insemination expert, set a new land speed record for maximum folksiness in 40 minutes of pure South Carolina life lessons.
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On his first job:

My first job was on the turkey farm. I don’t know if I can tell you what my job was, but I was on the insemination crew. That was a good job. We got paid by the hour.

On the possibility that any of the SEC writers present might be extraterrestrials:

I don’t think any of you are from outer space.

In response to a question on whether his duties at the turkey farm had hindered his ability to enjoy Thanksgiving:

(OPENS JACKET, FLASHES GIRTH FOR CAMERAS)

On the various intelligences of types of turkey:

"A wild turkey's one of the smartest animals in the world, and a domestic turkey is one of the world's dumbest animals, I tell you what. We had to put sprinklers out there to keep them from smothering in the summertime."

On turkey insemination:

"It's an interesting process. I'd be happy to show you sometime."

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Work is giving us a turkey today, think I'll spatchcock it

You're gonna do what to that Turkey?!?!?!?***

Poor turkey.

I bet Pfizer or Moderna has a drug to fix that spatch

Companies don't do that much anymore.

I give everyone whatever they want

I married one

Which ones?

What kind of commie bull #### is this?

Coach Caldwell can help you with that I beleef

Trey Anastasio loves spatchcocking***

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