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HAND JOB
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HAND JOB


Mar 19, 2019, 11:18 AM

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER: $5.00
HAMBURGER: $10.00
CHEESEBURGER: $15.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50
HAND JOB: $250.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled
golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer. “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering, young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well, then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

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$5.50 for a slice of cheese


Mar 19, 2019, 11:24 AM

this story is fake

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It's the finest Frumunda.***


Mar 19, 2019, 11:30 AM



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You also get the secret sauce on the cheeseburger for $5.50 more***


Mar 19, 2019, 11:32 AM [ in reply to $5.50 for a slice of cheese ]



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Heard that one years ago on The Bob and Tom Morning Show.


Mar 19, 2019, 11:26 AM

I miss those guys.

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Why would a chicken sandwich be $18.50 and a burger only $10?


Mar 19, 2019, 11:31 AM

This is more expensive than chic Fila

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MEMBERS DON'T PAY AT THE CLUBHOUSE, THEY JUST CHARGE


Mar 19, 2019, 11:36 AM

IT TO THEIR ACCOUNT. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS STORY AT ALL.

100% FAKE NEWS

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