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Heisman Winner [119510]
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In PnR so as not to russle any panties....
Nov 22, 2020, 10:20 AM
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Best Layoff Letter!
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more, fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company Christmas party.
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Orange Blooded [2685]
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probably doing them a favor in the long run
Nov 22, 2020, 10:30 AM
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why would you want to work for such a poor excuse for a human being, such a patently dishonest dooosh canoe? LOL.
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110%er [7167]
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At least they could still afford the Christmas party.
Nov 22, 2020, 10:34 AM
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Guess they're not canceling Christmas until the second term.
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Heisman Winner [119510]
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You guys are so naive lol!
Nov 22, 2020, 10:48 AM
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You think this is real?
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Heisman Winner [111186]
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Re: You guys are so naive lol!
Nov 22, 2020, 11:02 AM
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yeah, you fooled us you clever little imp.
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Orange Blooded [4365]
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Re: You guys are so naive lol!
Nov 22, 2020, 11:53 AM
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No, we just think you are a pilgarlic. We have given up on convincing you of any patience or reason, so we just play along with your "joke'.
But we are laughing at you, not with you.
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Heisman Winner [119510]
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LOL, Wut?
Nov 22, 2020, 12:18 PM
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Toby, you’re a perfect example of a lib who has absolutely no sense of humor....
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Rock Defender [53]
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It’s refreshing to see this type of jabbing in lieu of the
Nov 22, 2020, 12:51 PM
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crazy Q stuff.
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Orange Blooded [4365]
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Re: LOL, Wut?
Nov 22, 2020, 4:45 PM
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I have a perfectly fine sense of humor.
YOU just aren't funny. Really, man.
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Orange Blooded [2203]
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Rock Defender [53]
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Ctl F “Obama” delete ctl c ctl v fwd:***
Nov 22, 2020, 11:04 AM
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Orange Blooded [4679]
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Re: In PnR so as not to russle any panties....
Nov 22, 2020, 1:13 PM
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I realize your letter was just a fun jab. However, the truth is that as a business owner I am already thinking about “adjustments” that will need to be made in the “new business environment”.
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Orange Blooded [4365]
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Re: In PnR so as not to russle any panties....
Nov 22, 2020, 4:47 PM
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Maybe you could wait and see what the Dems will do before anticipating negative outcomes. You might be surprised.
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Orange Blooded [4679]
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Re: In PnR so as not to russle any panties....
Nov 22, 2020, 5:32 PM
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I’m just going by what they said they would do. I hope they were “stretching” the truth.
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Orange Blooded [2203]
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Orange Blooded [4679]
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Re: In PnR so as not to russle any panties....
Nov 23, 2020, 6:37 AM
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Was the question for me? If so , read your question again. Not sure what you’re asking?
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