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Do you fold your toilet paper, or bunch it up in a ball?
Aug 27, 2020, 2:24 PM
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I like to ball mine up and then shove it in my as##### like a baseball. Seems like you get more coverage that way instead of wiping on a single plane.
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The ol four knuckle fastball approach***
Aug 27, 2020, 2:25 PM
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I figgured you went straight corn cob.***
Aug 27, 2020, 3:39 PM
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Toilet paper?
Aug 27, 2020, 2:26 PM
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Are you a caveman or something?
It's the 21st centry, bro. We use Bidets round these parts.
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Instead of calling it a bidet, they should call it a bid-gay***
Aug 27, 2020, 2:27 PM
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Is that what they call a Harbor Freight pressure washer
Aug 27, 2020, 2:32 PM
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around these parts - a bidet?
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Re: Do you fold your toilet paper, or bunch it up in a ball?
Aug 27, 2020, 2:36 PM
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Wrap around 4 fingers on my right hand a few circles (more depending on how much doo doo) then pull off hand place in palm and proceed to eliminate the feces.
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toilet brush***
Aug 27, 2020, 2:49 PM
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Mine leaves the body at such a high velocity
Aug 27, 2020, 2:49 PM
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that I don't need it.
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Sounds like a good way to hemorrhoid
Aug 27, 2020, 2:50 PM
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The BEST way
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gives his boyfriend something to sink his teeth into
Aug 27, 2020, 2:55 PM
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back there.
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Nice***
Aug 27, 2020, 2:59 PM
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Hybrid approach
Aug 27, 2020, 3:24 PM
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a few folds, to create a foundation if you will. Then a little bit of wadding but not into a totally circular structure. This is a sweet blend of art and science that has taken decades to perfect.
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oh horse crap.
Aug 27, 2020, 3:29 PM
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I worked in a produce packing shed as a teen.
You mexicans have the absolute worst wiping practices of any modern biped.
It was obvious becuase NOBODY flushed their poop paper in the shed bathroom,they piled it in the corner or stuck it to the walls with blobs of dookie.
THere were dorito snack bags that looked like somebody wore it like a glove and just smeared the poop around.
It was hilarious and disgusting at the same time.
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AAAHAHAHAHAHA. In the restaurant business, part of managing
Aug 27, 2020, 4:50 PM
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requires teaching the recently arrived employees that are let's say of debatable citizenship that it is absolutely not ok to throw used scratch paper into the trash bin. Ya put it in and flush it.
One of those cultural norms that has to be broken reaaaaal quick.
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Take 4 squares, fold in half, wipe
Aug 27, 2020, 5:48 PM
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If still poop, fold in half again and wipe again.
If still poop, discard and grab a new set of 4 squares. Restart process.
*Ass-umes you have good quality TP
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