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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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THere's a guy in my attic (not a euphemism) work on my HVAC
Sep 17, 2020, 9:30 AM
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and I got turd REAL BAD.
What do?
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Oculus Spirit [79073]
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Drop that heat, leave the exhaust fan on
Sep 17, 2020, 9:32 AM
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Spray that smell all over him to exude dominance.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I'm glad this was the first re:ply
Sep 17, 2020, 9:54 AM
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now I don't have to read the rest of the thread hoping to find the right answer to his question
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All-In [46762]
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Is your bathroom in your attic?
Sep 17, 2020, 9:32 AM
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Drop the turd with the door open in case he has to ask a question
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I'm the only one home.
Sep 17, 2020, 9:33 AM
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It's coffee related, so it's going to be messy.
He could finish up at any time (not a euphemism)
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Oculus Spirit [79366]
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You can either go ahead and go, in which case he'll
Sep 17, 2020, 9:36 AM
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wrap things up early and catch you in the act.....Or you can try to hold out, in which case he will take much longer and catch you in the act.
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Oculus Spirit [81607]
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Serious answer.
Sep 17, 2020, 9:36 AM
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Shout up "hey man, I gotta go to the bathroom, just an FYI if you finish up in the next 20 minutes".
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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That puts me in a position of weakness that could lead to
Sep 17, 2020, 9:41 AM
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sexual assault.
Don't you know that's why your dog stairs at you as he's pooping? To avoid rape?
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Oculus Spirit [79366]
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Not to mention the automatic assumption that you're really
Sep 17, 2020, 9:44 AM
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in there JOing
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I can't help it that the way I make brown sounds like I'm
Sep 17, 2020, 9:47 AM
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mixing up macaroni salad by hand. It's just the way my body works.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Okay, listen
Sep 17, 2020, 10:01 AM
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yes.
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All-In [46762]
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Never took you as the kind of guy to be scared of
Sep 17, 2020, 9:37 AM
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showing your bwhole to a stranger
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I mean, you don't serve dinner on dirty paper plates, do
Sep 17, 2020, 9:42 AM
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you?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm quite certain that he does.
Sep 17, 2020, 9:45 AM
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unless its a soup/chili, then it's out of old cool whip containers.
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CU Medallion [55981]
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Assert dominance - shart with the bathroom door open.***
Sep 17, 2020, 9:42 AM
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All-In [34486]
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Wow. I'm flabbergasted.
Sep 17, 2020, 9:52 AM
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I took you for many things, Steve, but a HUGE PUSSY wasn't one of them!
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CU Medallion [64837]
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He can be taken for about $5 from what I've heard.
Sep 17, 2020, 9:56 AM
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$10 gets you a ZJ
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Oculus Spirit [79073]
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A regular ZJ or a
Sep 17, 2020, 10:03 AM
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ClemsonZJ
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All-TigerNet [11623]
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Re: A regular ZJ or a
Sep 17, 2020, 10:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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It must be this large WAP that I carry with me
Sep 17, 2020, 10:02 AM
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Weird Apprehensiveness to Poop
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Heisman Winner [137640]
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He's a GC.
Sep 17, 2020, 10:18 AM
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I assure you, he's impressed with powershits.
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