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I'm sure by now, you all know that I help people.
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I'm sure by now, you all know that I help people.


Sep 10, 2019, 10:09 AM

Helping is what I do. That said, I think I've got the fix for your situation FBCoachSC®...

https://www.countryliving.com/life/g3822/weird-victorian-marriage-advice/

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I tried to adapt these to your situation:


Sep 10, 2019, 10:24 AM

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First, downplay your talents - This shouldn't be hard, since you don't have any worth speaking of.

2
Get "the talk" from mom on your wedding day - Good advice. Your mom is a wealth of sexual knowledge and experience. She taught me, and others on here, all they know about sex.

3
Don't make love purely for pleasure or fun - Also work on knocking her up again. An anchor baby will help keep her at home.

4
Don't make love when you're feeling absent minded... - This is going to be a tough one. Maybe steal some Adderal from some of your students to help focus.

5
...or under the influence of alcohol - You should probably stop drinking all together.

6
Don't nag your husband wife or ask too much of him her - Take it easy on ol' girl. It can't be easy being married to you.

7
Always look presentable for your husband wife - Another tough one. Try losing 50lbs, growing back all of your hair, tuck in your shirt, and brush your teeth.

8
Don't wear makeup - Just be sure to wipe it off before you get home from the Truckstop.

9
Keep quiet about your husband's wife's philandering - You already failed at this one by telling us about her affair with the state trooper. Maybe keep the rest of her flings to yourself.

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I'm more curious as to what you googled to find that


Sep 10, 2019, 10:25 AM

or do you have that bookmarked?

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I like your funny words magic man


He wrote a report on that article in high school.***


Sep 10, 2019, 10:29 AM



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It was really pretty simple.


Sep 10, 2019, 10:36 AM [ in reply to I'm more curious as to what you googled to find that ]

I just Googled 'How can I help FBCoachSC® stay married?'

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Greater help


Sep 10, 2019, 10:33 AM



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Must be hard getting those shorts down in a hurry when she


Sep 10, 2019, 10:47 AM

has explosive diarrhea.

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that's why it's called a turd cutter***


Sep 10, 2019, 11:04 AM



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Oh she's a pro. 3 seconds, tops.


Sep 11, 2019, 8:11 AM [ in reply to Must be hard getting those shorts down in a hurry when she ]

Oh, and she can probably take those shorts off quickly too.

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Stacked. And ripe to perfection.***


Sep 10, 2019, 1:46 PM [ in reply to Greater help ]



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