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Deep carpool thoughts
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Deep carpool thoughts


Oct 30, 2020, 12:23 PM

Maybe I’m late to the game

When you are going to take a leak, you can save so much time by unzipping and pulling down from the top of the drawers rather than fiddling with the escape hatch

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Are you trying to take a leak while in the carpool line?


Oct 30, 2020, 12:26 PM

Because if so, I'd really recommend pulling that thang out of your shorts leg and peeing into a bottle, as opposed to whatever it sounds like you're doing.

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Papa G unzips and pulls down, but the ones that Papa G


Oct 30, 2020, 12:27 PM

does not understand is the full unbuckle and pants drop at a urinal. Weird.

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Waitaminute....you're in your 30's, right?


Oct 30, 2020, 12:28 PM

And you've been going through the undie flaps and zipper all these years?

Where to start?

1) Zipper teeth. enough said
2) Those undie flaps are pretty narrow. Even if you shake, it's gonna squeeze the old pee tube, leaving a quick and annoying release when Jamal (that's my name for him) goes back inside.
3) Point #2 is moot because you CAN'T shake when you're dodging zipper teeth

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I’m lost, how are you avoiding zipper?


Oct 30, 2020, 12:45 PM

Undie flap I get (now)

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With top button unbuttoned,


Oct 30, 2020, 12:52 PM

you get a much much wider berth for zipper avoidance.

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Re: Deep carpool thoughts


Oct 30, 2020, 12:41 PM

I pull my pants and under pants all the way down around my ankles. I take my shirt and hold underneath my chin.

No muss. No fuss.

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