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All-In [38100]
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Covid is gonna get em anyway, so here's an idea ...
Aug 4, 2020, 12:16 PM
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Put KeoweeIndians®, MiuraTiger®, ClemsonRangers®, smokepurpleliveorange69, and the like into a huge pit. Like a big arena, with all the PCP, whiskey, Golden Corral, and cocaine they can consume.
Let em beat the ever-living #### out of each other while the rest of the Lunge watches on high-definition TV. Lungers can send in wagers, make comments that will be broadcast as part of the show (only hilarious ones, not like tigerfan5377 or mackey). I'm talking Obed®, 19B®, ryanadidas®, CS02 ... ya know, the cream of he Lunge crop. The head gahys.
Once we have a winner ... one remaining survivor ... we put that dude up on a pedestal. Give him an ice cold brewski of his choice, give him a huge round of applause, cheer, yell, bow down, name a school after him, and them shoot him in the ####### head.
Then, we can go back to the P&R board again.
Thank you for your consideration.
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All-In [34486]
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Re: Covid is gonna get em anyway, so here's an idea ...
Aug 4, 2020, 12:31 PM
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Just addd olemike59 and you're golden.
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CU Medallion [59974]
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me when I see I wasn't tagged
Aug 4, 2020, 12:33 PM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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I'm glad i don't know who those first posters are
Aug 4, 2020, 12:33 PM
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because i refuse to go into P&R or the Mange.
That is unless i'm specifically directed there from the lunge to laugh at some idiot's post.
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All-In [34486]
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All 4 only showed up once the race war
Aug 4, 2020, 12:34 PM
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started.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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JFC even better***
Aug 4, 2020, 12:39 PM
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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This is actually easier than you think, because I'm pretty
Aug 4, 2020, 12:43 PM
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sure Golden Corral is like a big arena, with all the PCP, whiskey, Golden Corral, and cocaine they can consume.
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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Man, somebody must really like Golden Corral.
Aug 4, 2020, 1:00 PM
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I apologize for besmirching their sterling, covid-free-chocolate-waterfally name.
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All-In [34486]
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it's the
Aug 4, 2020, 1:01 PM
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other pussy over in P&R who is relatively new and only showed up to defend being white.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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My wife secretly recorded a conversation
Aug 4, 2020, 1:16 PM
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that my CPA dad and I had a few weeks ago at the river where he was complaining about how expensive Golden Corral is. You can barely hear him because I'm crying laughing at him.
"You can't get out of there for less than... let's see... $40 for two people! For that kind of money, you might as well go to a nice steakhouse like Texas Roadhouse."
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Easy with the compliments, bruh. I'm a one trick pony
Aug 4, 2020, 12:51 PM
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If it ain't about quaring off, or kiddie bopping, I don't get it.
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All-In [48798]
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Dont be too sure...
Aug 4, 2020, 12:57 PM
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who knows what KeeoweeIndians finishing move is.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Maybe it's a trick with a pony***
Aug 4, 2020, 1:07 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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donkey***
Aug 4, 2020, 1:07 PM
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I hope he consulted a doctor first
Aug 4, 2020, 1:16 PM
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Dr. Don Keedic
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Dr. Don would never lead you astray.***
Aug 4, 2020, 1:29 PM
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Heisman Winner [105432]
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Wow, that is ironic. That is
Aug 4, 2020, 1:49 PM
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my wife's Dentist's name.
She has to have a specialist though, visits him every other week. Thank TOM the insurance covers most of it and we get that sweet cash discount.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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How long did it take you to reach your dickductable?***
Aug 4, 2020, 2:14 PM
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So what you’re saying is...
Aug 4, 2020, 1:17 PM
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Only circa 2009 dudes need apply. It’s okay. I’m not even hurt by your post. I’m too drunk to even feel the pain!
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Ohhh Yeaaaaah!!!
Aug 4, 2020, 1:17 PM
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All-In [43570]
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I have a suggestion or dos, if that's ok good sir.
Aug 4, 2020, 1:27 PM
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Charge a few nominal dollars to view...along the lines of a PPV model.
When a winner is declared charge yet a few more dollars for viewing ala PPV.
Wait a week or so, THEN release a never-seen-before recorded version narrated by lightbulbbill® of the group stage of the event.
In another week, release a never-seen-before recorded version of the "winner's circle", also narrated by LightBulbbBill.
With the sweet compilation of profits, we could buy FBCoachSC® a few hours of time from an electrician. And by that I mean take his wife on a Minnesota Vikings cruise.
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Oculus Spirit [81628]
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You're short a few but this is a fantastic idea.***
Aug 4, 2020, 1:43 PM
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Those were the only ######## racists that came to mind while
Aug 4, 2020, 1:49 PM
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composing the thread.
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All-TigerNet [13004]
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Re: Those were the only ######## racists that came to mind while
Aug 5, 2020, 2:04 PM
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"racist" is used pretty loosely these days. "oh, you didn't like the new Beyonce?" Racist. Pretty sure I'd win the cage match though. I've been doing tons of creatine.
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110%er [8885]
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Re: Those were the only ######## racists that came to mind while
Aug 5, 2020, 3:40 PM
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dont mind them, hogwash and stubby have a race war in their minds
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110%er [8885]
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Re: Covid is gonna get em anyway, so here's an idea ...
Aug 5, 2020, 2:16 PM
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whale ok then
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Oculus Spirit [93606]
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You guys always leave me out of fun in the pit.
Aug 11, 2020, 10:41 AM
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When's it gonna be my turn?
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Oculus Spirit [90722]
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Post is proof that Leftists & Socialists don’t like dissent or Liberty.
Aug 11, 2020, 11:00 AM
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Been proven since WW1 & more after WW2 in countries like Italy, Germany & Russia.
Now, with Biden it would be hello America..Shut your trap up if you’re a Republican, Conservative or Right-winger.
Sad day it would be!
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