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After reading Whitehurst’s interview on the front page,
Jun 24, 2020, 8:44 AM
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He might replace Eddie Vedder as person I’d most like to trade lives with.
Dude can’t remember if he was living free in a friend’s lake house or beach house for a month.
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Oculus Spirit [85298]
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He just living life like
Jun 24, 2020, 8:48 AM
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La dee, da day da da de la de la la la
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I wonder if he’s a sister effer?
Jun 24, 2020, 8:55 AM
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She was hot.
McLovin
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Never knew he dated Jewel***
Jun 24, 2020, 9:13 AM
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He's pulled more tail than a ratard at a petting zoo
Jun 24, 2020, 8:49 AM
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mackey
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Two things:
Jun 24, 2020, 9:06 AM
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That made me Lol.
Secondly, I didn't realize OtisLady worked at a petting zoo.
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Man think about this for a minute.
Jun 24, 2020, 9:13 AM
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Every time you’re out somewhere and a Jewel song comes on....maybe Foolish games, maybe who will save your soul—doesn’t matter, your buddies high five you and you’re like, “tagged it”.
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She ages very well
Jun 24, 2020, 9:29 AM
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I would rather now than back in the day, I can play clean up
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All-TigerNet [11628]
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I was there the same time as Whitehurst...
Jun 24, 2020, 9:19 AM
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Rumor has it he'd say "I'm Charlie ####### Whitehurst" during the finale whilst sechsing someone.
Sadly, I'm about 99% sure the person that told me this information slept with him prior to me. Although she denied it.
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you slept with Charlie Whitehurst?***
Jun 24, 2020, 9:25 AM
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uh, bruh...i don't think we can say Eskimo anymore
Jun 24, 2020, 10:15 AM
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or brother(s), for that matter
and maybe lessgohead and change it to Charlie Caucasianhurst while we're all here
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Charlie Crackerhurst, imo.***
Jun 24, 2020, 11:32 AM
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The Larry Williams interview is awesome******
Jun 24, 2020, 9:25 AM
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link?***
Jun 24, 2020, 9:31 AM
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There was this girl I knew at Clemson.
Jun 24, 2020, 9:31 AM
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Looked like a bustier version of Britney Spears. She was as close to a 10 as any girl that I socially interacted with. VERY prudish though. One night at Waffle House, he bought her dinner from across the restaurant and then basically told her that she was going home with him. She declined. I bet that shocked him.
Around 2005, I was in Port Lucaya, Bahamas with some Clemson Bros and we ran in to Charlie. We all said, "What up Charlie???" and he pretty much blew us off. It wasn't like he was Brett Farve, I would have thought getting recognized out of country would have gotten more of a reaction out of him.
Then there's that time when he tried to finger me.
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this hole thread
Jun 24, 2020, 9:32 AM
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has a lack of pigs
disgusting
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It also reads like a Bill Brasky thread
Jun 24, 2020, 9:38 AM
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I approve.
“Did I ever tell you about the time Charlie took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally Charlie takes me to a vacant lot and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Charlie yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!'”
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I ragret I only have 1 pt for this story***
Jun 24, 2020, 12:15 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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At a basketball game one night I saw some old dude
Jun 24, 2020, 9:36 AM
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talking to him. It was just like when the old man was bothering the Randal Floyd in Dazed and Confused. He probably really didn't want happening while on a trip.
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Way to go Aero
Jun 24, 2020, 9:37 AM
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I read that three times, and I think I understand what you meant, but can't be certain. I think a word or 4 was left out.
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I bet that girl just lays there in bed and gets mad
Jun 24, 2020, 12:44 PM
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when you try to get her to put a little effort into the #####.
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Not sure, but I'd have liked to find out.***
Jun 24, 2020, 1:56 PM
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Sammy Hagar would be my pick
Jun 24, 2020, 9:50 AM
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own bars, own liquor brands, ride around and jam with various famous musicians paid for under the guise of a TV show. THE life.
https://youtu.be/GdZqtKrfOk4
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Oculus Spirit [81048]
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I was thinking the same thing.
Jun 24, 2020, 10:10 AM
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Decades of women, money and an awesome lifestyle. Sammy has had a pretty good life. Plus, he genuinely seems like a good dude.
Waiting for josephg® to come in and tell us how big rednecks we are, after posting some deep cut Bob Dylan song that Bob doesn't even remember singing.
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I saw Charlie one time in Grady's in Anderson.
Jun 24, 2020, 9:59 AM
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I said, "What's up Charlie?"
He said, "Hey bud."
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#MeToo
Jun 24, 2020, 10:10 AM
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except it was downtown at some bar that wasn't there while i was in undergrad (this was during grad school, for those who struggle with context), so I never considered it a real bar and automatically disliked it.
It had a number for a name.
that's all.
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356?***
Jun 24, 2020, 10:21 AM
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sounds about right, considering 365 kept popping in mah head
Jun 24, 2020, 10:23 AM
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but i knew that wasn't it
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One night at 356
Jun 24, 2020, 10:26 AM
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I consumed 82 pieces of sushi.
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One night at 356
Jun 24, 2020, 10:27 AM
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I watched the Citadel beat USC on TV
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One night at 356
Jun 24, 2020, 10:28 AM
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I walked in, saw the clientele and then walked back out.
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One night at 356
Jun 24, 2020, 10:48 AM
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I grinded on this girl who was the Ren of a couple we called Ren and Stimpy. Later we held hands.
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One night at 356
Jun 24, 2020, 10:49 AM
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I ran into my exgf. She said "nice shirt, I don't remember that when we were dating"
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Did you tell her that y'alls mom bought it for you?***
Jun 24, 2020, 11:14 AM
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I see what you did there***
Jun 24, 2020, 12:15 PM
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I was trying to rub naughty bits with this church girl
Jun 24, 2020, 11:16 AM
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and I couldn't get her to go to TTT or any bar for that matter. Finally she agreed to go DT with me, but to 356. After buying two bottled beers, I said eff this and abandoned her and met up with the bro's at TTT. No Ragrets.
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nice
Jun 24, 2020, 10:49 AM
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grad school
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My Whitehurst story....
Jun 24, 2020, 10:01 AM
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I watched him on TV
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My Whitehurst story....
Jun 24, 2020, 10:53 AM
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We were walking the dogs and going past the indoor practice building
There was a black Porsche following us down the road slowly because we were walking in the road
There was a player reunion going on
Charlie got out and was heading into the building near the gravestones and wifeof yelled Hey Charlie!
He just kept walking into the building
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Kinda makes me sad he was driving a Porsche.
Jun 24, 2020, 11:25 AM
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Was hoping for a F250 King Ranch
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My Whitehurst story....
Jun 24, 2020, 12:28 PM
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I was working for an organization that I can't name because of national security, but I was paired with Charlie Whitehurst to go to Brazil and destroy a laboratory where they were cloning Adolf Hitler. I was shocked at his vast knowledge of high explosives, I'd always just assumed that he was a quarterback and nothing more. Charlie was able to fashion a device to blow up the steel security doors on the lab using a Mexican Coca Cola, some strands of barbed wire, and remote control from a vintage 80s RCA console television. Later, after the job was completed, Charlie used his encyclopedic knowledge of sailing to effect our escape in a stolen Chinese junk and get us back to Key West, where we met our handler. Before parting ways, Charlie and I got drunk at the Rum Bar on Duval Street, and he threw up all over Shania Twain (who just happened to be hanging out there) while trying to get her to go back to his hotel. I never saw Charlie again, and assumed he was killed in his next assignment in Yemen.
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Bad journalism. Did not ask him about banging Jewel.***
Jun 24, 2020, 12:07 PM
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Ayejoe's Whitehurst story:
Jun 24, 2020, 12:26 PM
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Circa 2003/2004 two chicks walked up to me at a Riverdogs game and asked me if I was Charlie Whitehurst. Ayejoe had long hair in college and right after and I was wearing a Clemson baseball hat. I started chatting with them and before i realized what was happening, a couple friends saw me and yelled my name. I answered involuntarily and the beans were spilled.
No poonanny was shoplifted in the telling of this story.
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Tigermanac's Whitehurst story
Jun 24, 2020, 12:55 PM
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Charlie was living in Western Michigan. My wife unknowingly hired him as a painter. He looked homeless because hair. I put him up in a Holiday Inn for the night. I passed out drunk. My wife went to the hotel and rode him like he was a backup QB in the NFL. Like she could hardly walk. The next day he shat in the hotel. My wife paid him for the paint job and gave him my IPAs, Lions tickets, my Gaines Adams jersey, and my shoes.
A month later she hires him again. That night I pass out on the couch. Charlie stays in our house and in my bed, and proceeds to drill the wife again. He leaves to head back to Western Michigan and on his way out he punches me in the face because I drank all the IPAs and he didn't get any.
Then I made up a story about a mountain biking accident and went and got stitches.
Charlie 63, Tigermanac 17. Final score.
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Re: Tigermanac's Whitehurst story
Jun 24, 2020, 1:05 PM
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tigermanac®
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Re: Tigermanac's Whitehurst story
Jun 24, 2020, 1:08 PM
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Re: Tigermanac's Whitehurst story
Jun 24, 2020, 1:11 PM
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Charlie For HEISMAN
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