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Hall of Famer [22314]
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I think some of you guys need to see a gastroenterologist.
May 3, 2018, 11:50 AM
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Or maybe I was just lucky and born with a cast iron stomach and world class pooper. Hardly a day goes by without a post about blow-out diarrhea, sharting in your pants, etc. Been reading em on here for years. ####, I don't think I've ever pooped my pants in my entire life and I'm 61 years old. I can only think of a couple times in which I "almost didn't make it"... and that was years ago when I had a killer case of the flu.
Man, I'm so regular you can set your watch by it. Every morning for as long as I can remember... after about 3 cups of coffee and a couple Marlboros... boom, I feel things starting to move and I head to the throne... pinch a nice loaf, and I'm done for the day. No pooping at work or gas stations or restaurants. Nope, I'm done... between 6:30 and 6:45 every morning.
Surely I'm not the only one that reads all of these posts and goes WTFuque?
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All-In [25721]
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Thanks for sharing.......
May 3, 2018, 11:55 AM
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I guess.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I'm still asleep between 6:30 and 6:45 most mornings.***
May 3, 2018, 11:59 AM
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All-In [40656]
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If they did that
May 3, 2018, 12:00 PM
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Then this place would be a ghost town. Whats the lounge without "blow-out diarrhea, sharting in your pants" stories?
First, they took away our LBODS. We've persevered. But they come for our " blow-out diarrhea, sharting in your pants" stories, this place couldn't recover.
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All-In [33418]
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Hear Hear!***
May 3, 2018, 1:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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My Monday's are usually bad, but that's the extent of it
May 3, 2018, 12:00 PM
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I figure three days of drinking beer and eating whatever I want gets me a little out of whack, but by Tuesday I'm good to go.
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Rock Defender [53]
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more like dark side of the poo. Amiright guys?***
May 3, 2018, 12:02 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I thought I sharted on Sunday while doing yard work
May 3, 2018, 12:02 PM
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turns out it was just a questionable fart coupled with pre-existing swampass that I hadn't been paying attention to.
the worst part is, that I didn't even bother to check out the sitch for about 10 minutes after i thought it happened.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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I sharted the other night in the bed
May 3, 2018, 12:03 PM
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Thought it was going to be a fart but was indeed a shart. fist time i've sharted in a while
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All-In [47750]
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Pro Tip: 3 things to remember as you get older
May 3, 2018, 12:09 PM
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1 - Never pass up a chance for a nap.
2 - Never pass up a chance for #####, even if you're alone
3 - Never trust a phart
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Re: I think some of you guys need to see a gastroenterologist.
May 3, 2018, 12:22 PM
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Now that Doctor Crulez has properly diagnosed my issue, I've been way more regular.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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LINK?***
May 3, 2018, 12:49 PM
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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^^^ evolved from a billy goat***
May 3, 2018, 12:22 PM
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All-In [38925]
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2 cups of coffee and 2 Marlboro for me
May 3, 2018, 12:28 PM
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and I'm done before 6am.
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110%er [7182]
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Re: 2 cups of coffee and 2 Marlboro for me
May 3, 2018, 4:51 PM
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Marlboro Reds right?!?!
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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I do see one.
May 3, 2018, 12:38 PM
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They tell me that while it sucks I #### between 3-5+ times a day, at least it's not 11+ like some people. I don't see how they get anything done.
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All-In [47795]
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I think some of you guys need to see a gynecologist***
May 3, 2018, 12:39 PM
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Hall of Famer [22314]
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Re: I think some of you guys need to see a gynecologist***
May 3, 2018, 1:12 PM
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I agree. I make one post in 20 years about poop, and the people who post about it 3 times a week are getting bent out of shape. What a buncha poosays.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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I'm normally on a 22 hour schedule
May 3, 2018, 12:41 PM
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with some ebb and flow here and there. Been delayed 48 hours at the moment. Uh oh, brb.
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Oculus Spirit [85323]
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Success***
May 3, 2018, 12:50 PM
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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Talks about people being unhealthy
May 3, 2018, 12:51 PM
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Smokes 2 Marlboros 1st thing in the morning.
OK, Bro. I'll be sure to take your advice.
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Hall of Famer [22314]
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Well, you could probably do worse, you could take advice
May 3, 2018, 1:46 PM
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from all the fatazz non-smokers. Obesity kills more people these days than smoking, and it seems like the whole damm country is obese...
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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The moral of the story is:
May 3, 2018, 1:02 PM
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Smoke more Marlboros and don't wear condoms.
Anyone else get that from this thread?
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All-In [29076]
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You forgot profit with poops***
May 3, 2018, 1:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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We have the Jerry Clower syndrome.
May 3, 2018, 6:02 PM
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We may occasionally embellish our toilet tales.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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I'm in the minority and hate............
May 3, 2018, 6:28 PM
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#### threads and jokes. I just don't get the humor.
Anyway this thread seems a bit different. Up at 0500 do my caffeine (Dr. Pepper) 0515 to 0530 while reading the UK daily Mail and I'm done for the day unless sick.
Shower and Tangerine Red Bull and out the door at 0600 for another day in paradise.
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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Re: I think some of you guys need to see a gastroenterologist.
May 3, 2018, 10:27 PM
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One of my very few poop stories involved a creep in the bathroom. Not the actual feces.
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