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110%er [9879]
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I shat the Lunge proud today
Mar 31, 2019, 2:27 PM
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Picture it. Sitting at a table at a bar with some old friends enjoying brunch. The stomach gurgles. Innocent, right? No harm in slipping out a fart, right?
Wrong. I passed half a pint of chili in my undershorts. Soaked everything between by butt and the cloth seat beneath me. But...the important part...DID I WAIVER?
Of course not. I marched to the bathroom and scooped the loose matter in my underpants out with a tissue. I forged on. This would not be the day I was defeated.
I walked around for 4 hours with a brown doo-doo stain on the backside of my britches.
Would I change a thing. A RESOUNDING NOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm a better man for having worn doodoo shorts on a Sunday funday.
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CU Medallion [54011]
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I’d recommend...
Mar 31, 2019, 2:39 PM
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Gold Bond Medicated Extra Strength Body Powder for the chafing.
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Heisman Winner [137863]
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MJGA.***
Mar 31, 2019, 2:47 PM
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All-In [36450]
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Re: I shat the Lunge proud today
Mar 31, 2019, 2:47 PM
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When life gives u lemons make lemonade
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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I think he made fudge pudding***
Apr 1, 2019, 7:30 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Go to the bathroom take off underwear
Mar 31, 2019, 7:06 PM
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Wipe your ### and free ball it the rest of the day without a brown stain.
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110%er [7182]
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^^^Take a note from this guy
Mar 31, 2019, 8:07 PM
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He’s knows how best to handle this type of situation.
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Thank you kind sir. A gentleman knows how to preserve
Mar 31, 2019, 9:20 PM
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his dignity in a social setting under such awkward circumstances.
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Legend [17449]
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Gentleman? Dignity?
Mar 31, 2019, 9:49 PM
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TigerBlood99!?!?!?
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Oculus Spirit [79192]
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THIS is why I will go to the bathroom and sit down on the
Apr 1, 2019, 10:19 AM
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terlit when I think I have to fart.
Sometimes it's not a fart.
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Hall of Famer [20571]
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Where's the fun and adventure there?
Apr 1, 2019, 10:27 AM
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I had the antibiotics blow-outs Saturday morning. Still went to outdoor event and drink beers where I new the only terlit was a lot of poison ivy laced woods.
Did not die.
Also, had I sharted myself, I WOULD have at LEAST pulled off the underwear and wiped with them and tossed them in the woods. I'm not an animal like TB99. TigerBlood99
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Yes. Always lose the underwear. That's like rule #1
Apr 1, 2019, 10:35 AM
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Just pray it retained whatever shart came out. If it did, you're free and clear to carry on.
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CU Medallion [66039]
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Is sharting a thing to be proud of ?
Apr 1, 2019, 10:37 AM
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I think not. I mena, it's like wearing cargo shorts, no one BRAGS about it
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110%er [9879]
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Speak for yourself, PAL!***
Apr 1, 2019, 10:49 AM
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