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LOUISVILLE WEEK LIMERICKS (incl. CFP, ROY, $CU material)

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:11 AM
 

A flat bill, jersey, a chain,
A casual drug user’s brain,
And Chinese tattoos -
They’re excellent clues.
The ‘Ville fans are in town again.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:13 AM
 

Come ON, man. Petrino again?
No longer an “if,” but a “when”
This perv gets the axe,
I’ll give you the facts:
He won’t get a big job again.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:16 AM
 

They’ve come a long way from Lamar -
Petrino’s new game plan thus far?
A golf-style approach.
He’s such a great coach,
He keeps the scores low and sub-par.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:20 AM
 

There once was a team from the 'ville
Who thought they were in for a thrill.
But their plans were all roiled,
And their pants were all soiled
When they saw us race down from the Hill.


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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:31 AM
 

bdrechs® said:

A flat bill, jersey, a chain,
A casual drug user’s brain,
And Chinese tattoos -
They’re excellent clues.
The ‘Ville fans are in town again.



Well played. Good to see improvements from week one! Smooth operating Tiger

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 8:58 AM
 

The Papa’s been kicked off TV.
I hope for Cards’ sakes there will be
Continued support.
They’re bad at this sport,
So prospects need pizza for free.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 9:00 AM
 

PSA:

Go tell the whole volleyball team –
Petrino’s in town, and we deem
His actions unfit
For letting them sit
On bikes, though clean fun they may seem.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 10:49 AM
 

Kentucky’s most redneck thugs, maybe!
Deez Louisville boyz? Aw yeah, dey be
All crunk up, y’all! (...PSYCH...)
They’re basic’lly like
D.C. and Six Mile had a baby.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 11:54 AM
 

Maybe a "down and distance" complaint,
Or our defense's constant restraint,
Not any excuses
Can liven our snoozes.
Loo-vile equals the drying of paint.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 12:07 PM
 

Ol' Petrino's got stories to tell
Of Lamar, by whom good programs fell.
But if anyone thinks
This year's Cardinals don't stink,
He's been up smoking pot with Kanell.


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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 12:08 PM
 

Travis' cleats will need new retreads
After stepping on reddish chrome heads.
Bull-rushing will flourish
'Ville's woes simply nourish
Our disdain and contemp for Bob weds.

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There once was a coach name Petrino,

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 12:25 PM
 

His job potentially in limbo,
Soon he'll have more time,
in which to opine,
And ride on his bike with a bimbo....



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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 12:30 PM
 

We're but 4 games since our origin,
Not long since our meetings did begin.
Once Saturday's over,
Cards will remain "Ohh fer"
And Dabo's crowd continues "All In"!!!

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 12:56 PM
 

Their valleys, though blue and equestrian,
Aren't like our campus campestrian.
Their bourbon flows sweetly
Old Fashioned and neatly
Before we rub our icon rupestrian.

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In my Range Rover I did drive,

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 1:01 PM
 

to watch my Tigers thrive,
the caterer told me,
that she had forgotten the brie,
I can't find good help tho I strive.

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 1:26 PM
 

The point spread right now’s 38,
But still there remains some debate -
Will Bobby stop trying,
Lose worse, then start crying?
More pity might get him a date...

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
 

I wonder if Bobby thinks, “Hey,
I know my career’s in decay
But South Caroliner?
That job might be finer -
They’re cycling in, so they say.”

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Posted: Oct 29, 2018, 5:23 PM
 

The Cardinals come from afar
With players from prison and bar.
When Trevor says ‘SET-HUT,”
He’ll carve ‘em all up, but
Pervtrino will show girls the scar.

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Posted: Oct 30, 2018, 8:03 AM
 

Exciting as cows chewing cud,
This Louisville team is a dud.
Lamar goes away,
Then lackluster play
Brings down their program with a thud.

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Posted: Oct 30, 2018, 12:24 PM
 

Too bad ol’ Coach Bobby Petriner
Can’t run his program a bit cleaner.
His heart’s set on winnin’,
His morals are thin, an’
His brain is way down in his wiener.

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Posted: Oct 30, 2018, 3:30 PM
 

Jones and Dvoracek will be spinning
As our Tigers continue their winning.
Hoping our tight end's path
Doesn't lead to McGrath,
To pile on that blonde would be sinning.

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Posted: Oct 30, 2018, 4:45 PM
 

Poor Bobby is still pleading his case
With "bewbs" on his back, a hand on lace,
He took a great fall,
Not his fault at all,
Gracefully he plowed the street with his face.

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Posted: Oct 30, 2018, 5:11 PM
 

Enjoy our O-Line, the "Bearded Nasties",
Nothing like Bowden's Era of patsies!
They'll gash open holes
Befitting a "Rolls"
As the Cards, by chance, soil their panties.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 3:17 PM
 

There once was a "Rest Of Y'all" bus -
To some it was not worth a fuss,
But 'twas a whodunnit,
For one team upon it
Would be the next champ...and it's US.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 4:15 PM
 

Hey Cards, here's to a horrid Halloween!
The scariest sights, most of them obscene,
Will be your demise,
Your pitfall likewise,
As the pain we inflict turns to gangrene.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 3:47 PM
 

We're 2 in the CFP ranks,
And checking my memory banks,
I don't think I saw
Petrino at all.
So yeah, Bobby - eat it. K thanks.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 3:55 PM
 

They eagerly waited all day
For what the committee would say -
The Coots couldn't wait
To see the full slate!
Since Bama's at 1, so are they!

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 5:33 PM
 

I know Bdrechs started this awful mess
But it sure is fun, nonetheless
Let's smack the Cards around
Send them back to L'ville town
With poor old Bobby, full of distress!

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 5:38 PM
 

Aren't those Cards a classy crew?
Who can be worse than you?
Bobby Petrino
And Rick Petino
Let's stick them both in a pile of poo.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 10:17 PM
 

Our guys play like a band of brothers,
Insuring all will play are their druthers.
Attacking with broad smiles,
Catching bombs are their wiles,
Routing Loo-vile, those effing mothers.

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Posted: Oct 31, 2018, 10:32 PM
 

Batson began our famed "Power Hour",
Building men from boys, our foes to scour.
With muscles bulging,
Our will indulging,
O'er the fallen, beastly Cats do tower.



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Posted: Nov 1, 2018, 9:35 AM
 

I don’t really care who you use:
Take drunks all sloshed up on their booze,
A couple of grannies
And nursery nannies -
Put pads on ‘em. Cards will still lose.

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Posted: Nov 1, 2018, 1:15 PM
 

Well? It looks like it's just you and me.
Until one of us has to go pee
We'll keep turning these out.
The only one to pout
Are the red domed punks, north of Tennessee.

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Posted: Nov 1, 2018, 4:40 PM
 

Forgive me if this seems disturbin’,
But I recall throttling Urban
And not feeling bad.
I almost feel sad
For Bobby - his teeth we’ll be curbin’.

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Posted: Nov 1, 2018, 4:53 PM
 

It's inevitable Petrino will get canned
Hopefully, the Cards will find a more upright man!
With Petino & Petrino,
More sleazy you can't go
With a new hire, will morals be in the plan?

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Posted: Nov 1, 2018, 9:52 PM
 

Quickly, QUICKLY!!! . . . Sound the alarm!
Our Tigers are resting, saving their charm
To Inflict brutal pain
While scrambling Ville's brain
Before sending Bobby back to the farm.

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Posted: Nov 2, 2018, 1:37 PM
 

Today in a nice rest’raunt lobby,
It hit me (good food is my hobby) -
I wolfed down some Beano,
Took one huge “Petrino,”
And thoroughly wiped down my “Bobby.”

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Posted: Nov 2, 2018, 4:01 PM
 

On Southern Fried Card'nals we shall dine,
Chased by Bourbon, 'tis better than wine.
Their neck bones we'll stew
To make our own brew
"Bobby's Heal-All Elixir", its sign.

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Posted: Nov 2, 2018, 5:32 PM
 

Petrino brings his Cards into Tiger town
He may as well be ready for a big beatdown
Our Tigers will romp
The Cards get stomped
Sure is fun smacking Bobby's boys around.

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Posted: Nov 2, 2018, 5:39 PM
 

They were cyclin' in, now they're cyclin' out
Old Bobby knows what cyclin' is all about!
He must be distracted
To blonde bimbos he's attracted
His coaching's no better than his cyclin', no doubt!

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Posted: Nov 3, 2018, 1:03 AM
 

Hey Cards, I will let you know when
It’s safe to come outside again.
The Etienne Beast
Is liable to feast
On strangers. Be smart - just sleep in.

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Posted: Nov 3, 2018, 10:47 AM
 

I left my house at 4:35,
Quiet and lonesome was that drive.
I’ve parked in my spot
And about to trot
Up one steep hill to see us thrive!

?? Go Tigers ??

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Posted: Nov 3, 2018, 10:47 AM
 

I’ve got a bad case of the fidgets.
These loser Kentuckian midgets
Are shaking, I bet.
My only regret?
Our scoreboard can’t show triple digits.

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Posted: Nov 3, 2018, 9:05 PM
 

Having just landed at home from our game,
Seriously those goobers are so lame!!!
I didn't feel sorry
For those led by Bobby.
Never thought they'd be so easy to tame.



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