I had a funny memory

Seeing Fluff's canned goods reminded me of a funny prank from my childhood.

Picture a tweenager RyanAdidas, a slightly younger Brother of RyanAdidas, and a little sister who was 6 years younger.

Mama would pack our lunches most mornings and put them in our book bags before school.

On multiple occasions, my brother and i would unpack my sister's lunch and put things such as a can of beets, a raw onion and two pieces of bread, box of corn meal, etc. in her lunchbox.

I think my sister was in 3rd grade or so at the time.

It's a wonder that child services didn't get involved. My sister's teacher probably thought my parents were complete Plylers or drug addicts or something.

Maybe that explains why my sister went to college in upstate NY and then moved to Europe after graduation...

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Oct 26, 2018, 11:09 AM

That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised #####.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

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