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Topic: If I Were a Coot - Poem Edition
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If I Were a Coot - Poem Edition

[11]
Posted: Apr 24, 2014 4:52 PM
 

If I were a coot

Math and Spelling would be hard.

I'd be married to my sister.

And we'd live out of our car.

I would wear a tank and jorts.

And have a mullet down my back.

And on my rival's message board,

I'd praise the ol' ball sack.

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I give it a 2/10***

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Posted: Apr 24, 2014 4:54 PM
 



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


^^jealous***

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Posted: Apr 24, 2014 4:54 PM
 



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And this one rhymes!

[3]
Posted: Apr 24, 2014 4:54 PM
 

Kinda...


Re: And this one rhymes!

[2]
Posted: Apr 24, 2014 10:32 PM
 

Whatta ya mean kinda?

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Hard ends with a d. Car doesn't. That's a kinda rhyme.***


Posted: Apr 25, 2014 9:05 AM
 




You're picky lol***

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Posted: Apr 25, 2014 9:07 AM
 



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The rhyming business is a tough business***

[1]
Posted: Apr 25, 2014 9:10 AM
 




Yeah no chit. I was thinking about moving to Nashville but

[1]
Posted: Apr 25, 2014 9:12 AM
 

not now. dayum

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That's actually very convincing.

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Posted: Apr 25, 2014 9:13 AM
 

Coot.

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Can I get this in a haiku?***


Posted: Apr 25, 2014 10:20 AM
 



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Here you go HTH in advance

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Posted: Apr 25, 2014 10:25 AM
 

If I were a coot

Math and Spelling would be hard.

Married to my sis.


We'd live out of car.

I would wear a tank and jorts.

Mullet down my back.


And on my rival's

Message bored, I would praise the

ol' ball sack. Amen.

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Aspiring member of the TigerNet Sewer Dwellers


^^^HOF worthy post***

[3]
Posted: Apr 25, 2014 10:27 AM
 



Whatever you do, always give 100%.....unless it's donating blood


bravo, bob...well done indeed

[1]
Posted: Apr 25, 2014 12:45 PM
 

TIA

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Re: bravo, bob...well done indeed

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Posted: Apr 25, 2014 1:09 PM
 

Where the hellz my bravo?

Can't get no 'preciation 'round hear.

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RA'd

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Posted: Apr 25, 2014 3:06 PM
 

for personal attack

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