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Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:
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Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:


May 26, 2020, 12:53 PM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach?
2. Ride a bicycle?
3. Run some?
4. Have ear buds?
5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone?
6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart?
7. Own a small SUV or car?
8. Married to a "6"?
9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer?

If yes, you filthy rich. If no, you have a deck made from pallets.

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Here goes....


May 26, 2020, 1:02 PM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach? Yes, Ocean Lakes a few times for good ole redneck fun
2. Ride a bicycle? Yes
3. Run some? Yes, OMG, I may be rich!!!!
4. Have ear buds? Ohhhhh, nah, Sony bluetooth though. Does that count?
5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone? No, carry iPhone XR with handheld water bottle
6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart? Wow, my Dad HAS a golf cart, I must be rich.
7. Own a small SUV or car? I have a Honda Pilot which is as bland as SUVs come (lol, come)
8. Married to a "6"? Nope, much MUCH hotter than a 6. Hottest 38 year old I know.
9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer? soccerkrzy®, where do you vacation?


DO I FIT THE RICH BILL??????

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Last vacation was the Cinque Terre.


May 26, 2020, 3:13 PM

But smaller vacations are Carolina Beach or Asheville/Brevard. I'm pretty easy goin.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


I'm super rich


May 26, 2020, 1:13 PM

i have more than 2 tvs. the flat screen ones too. with HD. Thats high definition for you ldp's.

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Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:


May 26, 2020, 1:22 PM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach? Absolutely. Have not been since my 5th year in college for a fraternity formal, so maybe my wealth is wearing off. I stopped off at Hamburger Joes for lunch from a drive from Charleston to Emerald Isle over an extended vacation between the two spots in about 2015.

2. Ride a bicycle? Absolutely. We have beach cruizers at the beach house and we ride them to the local beach coffee shop.

3. Run some? I did, until I upgraded the wealth of my exercise to a Peloton. I don't have any Nike workout clothing though :(

4. Have ear buds? You bet, theyre J-Lab (not to be confused with JO-Bud). I thought I would need them more for running/riding the Peloton, but I never wear them. Can't hide the wealth I guess.

5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone? Yep, but then I stepped up to a handheld water bottle and a vest for longer runs/hikes.

6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart? You KNOW we have a lifted golf cart at the beach house.

7. Own a small SUV or car? Not only did we upgrade from one small SUV (Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland), we traded that in for a Subaru, which we all know is the rich folks way of saying, "I care about the environment and LGBTQ community"

8. Married to a "6"? Id argue I am married to a 10, but some jealous folks out there will disagree.

9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer? I think its safe to say there is probably at LEAST one EE in the neighborhood we have a beach house, but for what its worth, Coach Dave Odom, the esteemed Wake Forest and SCU Basketball coach, has a house across the street from ours (he cant even see the ocean from his porch because our house is so #### big on the oceanfront that it blocks the views)

Thoughts FBCoachSC®? Am I rich?

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I accidentally clicked on this post


May 26, 2020, 1:25 PM

before I knew it was yours.

What am I "frogiving" you for?

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Im just ready to put our past behind us


May 26, 2020, 1:28 PM

Lets be pals.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Mine are also JoBuds!***


May 26, 2020, 1:31 PM [ in reply to Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions: ]



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Pro tip


May 26, 2020, 2:21 PM [ in reply to Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions: ]

If yer name ain’t on the beach house title it ain’t “ours”. FIL flipping you the keys once in a while and saying “have a nice weekend just don’t leave the propane tank on the grill empty” doesn’t exactly convey equity, nomsayin?

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Pro tip


May 26, 2020, 2:22 PM

My wifes name is on the title, nomsayin poorboi?

And if it makes you sleep better at night, I have a set of keys on my key ring right now and my car is registered not only at the guard gate, but I have a full time resident entry barcode on the Silverado.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


That makes me feel better


May 26, 2020, 2:25 PM

That Dad put her on the deed to avoid probate issues but left you off because he doesn’t have a good feel for you yet. He’s a wise man.

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Rulz be postin like he


May 26, 2020, 2:26 PM

signed a prenup.

Rulz did you signed a prenup?

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Nope


May 26, 2020, 2:27 PM

No need to for a happy and healthy marriage.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


^^^Says the one that inherits the beach house in the deal***


May 26, 2020, 2:29 PM



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He wouldn't get squat if she has it in her name before the


May 26, 2020, 3:07 PM

marriage

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Im going to do the right thing here


May 26, 2020, 3:24 PM

and be the bigger person, cause we are bro's now. We won't be having to worry about when things were in certain persons names because we have a happy and healthy marriage. Regardless of that, her name was added to the house AFTER we got married, so again, we do not have to worry about who gets what.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I was on the title of the house he sold a few years back


May 26, 2020, 2:26 PM [ in reply to That makes me feel better ]

I'll give him a free pass this go round and just keep utilizing our beach house whenever I'd like.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Joker sounds RICH.


May 26, 2020, 2:29 PM

Like, Electrical Engineeroligarch-rich.

I'mma go on out on a limb and guess he has a small SUV, has ridden a golf card, and may have mounted a bicycle before. Yes?

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I wish he had a small SUV with a bike rack


May 26, 2020, 2:34 PM

Im not sure they make bike racks for S63's

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I have but four words of advice for you.


May 26, 2020, 2:31 PM [ in reply to I was on the title of the house he sold a few years back ]

Don’t screw this up

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2013 me knew the long term logistics of this union


May 26, 2020, 2:35 PM

It was a great perk of the deal.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


I also have but four words of advice for you.


May 26, 2020, 2:35 PM [ in reply to I have but four words of advice for you. ]

POST NOODS OF RED.

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Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:


May 26, 2020, 1:30 PM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach? YES
2. Ride a bicycle? YES
3. Run some? YES
4. Have ear buds? YES
5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone? YES (bought one last week)
6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart? YES
7. Own a small SUV or car? YES
8. Married to a "6"? YES
9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer? MAYBE

If yes, you filthy rich. If no, you have a deck made from pallets.

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Honest answer


May 26, 2020, 1:35 PM

Yes
No, not often.
No
Yes, just got some.
No
Yes, when golfing. Which is like 4 times ever.
Yes, have a car and a minivan
6 Check..
No engineers in our neighborhood, that I know of.

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DANG Tiggity.


May 26, 2020, 2:16 PM

"6" is generous?

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Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:


May 27, 2020, 7:03 AM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach? Of course. North much more than MB though.
2. Ride a bicycle? does an exercise bike count?
3. Run some? Neva
4. Have ear buds? yes but don't wear them. Love my Aftershocz though.
5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone? no need.
6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart? own one.
7. Own a small SUV or car? wife does.
8. Married to a "6"? she calls herself my "trophy bride" :)
9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer? How does one know this?

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Re: Are you rich? Answer these 9 questions:


May 27, 2020, 9:50 AM

1. Been to Myrtle Beach? not since 1992, when I spent a summer there working (at night, at the MB airport, never saw the ocean once). No love for that cesspool.
2. Ride a bicycle? not since I turned 15 and got a drivers license. Forever lost the need for a bike at that moment.
3. Run some? Only if something is injured or on fire.
4. Have ear buds? NO
5. Have a band that goes around your arm to hold a phone? NO
6. Ever been for a ride on a golf cart? a million times, playing golf. Duh.
7. Own a small SUV or car? NO
8. Married to a "6"? NO
9. Vacationed in the same neighborhood as an Electrical Engineer? I AM an electrical engineer. Plus, my house qualifies as a vacation home as I live on Keowee amid other rich people's vacation homes.

With those two details, you could logically deduce that I am a) rich, and b) on vacation 365 days a year, despite my very poor showing in the first 8 questions. Evidently poor people strive to live in my everyday world.

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