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Legend [18540]
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How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 9:31 AM
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You're older than the football, basketball and baseball coaches at Clemson and all your favorite movie and rock stars from your youth are dropping like flies.
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110%er [6042]
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 9:53 AM
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And you get out of bed with something aching or hurting in your body.
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CU Medallion [55296]
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 12:01 PM
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Or every time you get out of bed or from just sitting in a chair, you have to slowly and easily walk yourself into a straight up position if that is still possible bc of the back pain!!!
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Legend [18133]
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 9:54 AM
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I thought you were going to say you can't trust a fart.
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Hall of Famer [22528]
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All-In [25381]
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When smart-as$es like GWP allege you were around in
Apr 24, 2016, 10:25 AM
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George Washington's day...and Abraham Lincoln's...Teddy Roosevelt's...right on up to the present day.
The fact is I clearly remember ole Coach John Heisman being the first to install homemade, wood port-o-lets around Bowman Field to stop the peeing on the bushes during games. That's how they came to be called Johnny Houses. Later refinements in design devised the method for catching the waste, much to the relief of fans, one and all.
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Oculus Spirit [90722]
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WHEN...you realize Hartins & LBBilly are:
Apr 24, 2016, 10:33 AM
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Ready to be installed as stiff stone-like sculptures in front of Tillman Hall, but away from any military heroes..
With their Rat Caps secure on their now bald heads and with a pencil & pad in their hands to commemorate their Sports writing days with the student news rag The TiGER.
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All-In [25381]
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Hey Bill, speak for yourself when it comes to bald heads....
Apr 24, 2016, 12:26 PM
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I still sport a full mane, albeit somewhat silvery, of course. lol
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110%er [7010]
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Hey Bill, how is your
Apr 25, 2016, 1:42 PM
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Bosley Stock doing these days?????
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110%er [7010]
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hartins, did LBB ever exercise
Apr 25, 2016, 1:43 PM
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his 3 for 1 stock split on the Bosley Stock like you did?????
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Legend [18782]
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Yeah, the Prince death made a lot of us feel old...
Apr 24, 2016, 11:21 AM
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althought 57, damnnn,...just too young to die.
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 12:12 PM
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When everybody in the obit section of the newspaper was younger than you. Depressing!!
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110%er [5701]
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Play a pickup game: brain says "You got this." ...
Apr 24, 2016, 12:39 PM
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... body says "Woo, woo, woo, ..."
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Orange Blooded [2587]
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When you can remember...
Apr 24, 2016, 1:21 PM
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when John/Bobby Kennedy, & Martin Luther King were assassinated...landing on the moon.
Nixon resignation & when Elvis died...old events as that. Happiest event was being
In Miami watching Tigers win the Natty in '81!
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 1:30 PM
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You know you are getting old when you wake up wet in bed and you don't have a waterbed.
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Orange Blooded [4789]
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I tell people that I'm so old that they actually taught us
Apr 24, 2016, 2:37 PM
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how to dribble a basketball and shoot free throws in school. Times have changed.
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 3:26 PM
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When you dislocate your back chasing a moth in your living room .
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i forgot***
Apr 24, 2016, 3:41 PM
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Re: i forgot***
Apr 24, 2016, 3:53 PM
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When waking up isn't the second hardest thing in the morning.
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Legend [15976]
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Same here....***
Apr 24, 2016, 5:57 PM
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 8:13 PM
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When your only appointments each week are to different doctors. And you need a smart phone to keep up with all the appointments and your list of medicines. I just hand the phone to each doctor when they request the list. It's too long.
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 24, 2016, 9:33 PM
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My childhood rock and roll hero was recently interviewed on NPR!
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110%er [7010]
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You are getting old....
Apr 25, 2016, 1:40 PM
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When the California Department of Natural Resources calls you to come fertilize the Redwood trees you set out...
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 25, 2016, 1:50 PM
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LOL I call anyone less than 94 a kid !!!!!! I never thought of myself as being old, only that I had celebrated many birthday anniversaries and many of my friends were no longer around to join in the celebration.
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Legend [15492]
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 25, 2016, 2:41 PM
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When you sit on the toilet seat and your nuts hit the water...
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Re: How do you know you are getting old?
Apr 25, 2016, 7:18 PM
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Instead of 'Bringing Your Daughter To Clemson' next month (13-15 May), you're bringing your Granddaughter.
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