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if you could eradicate one animal from the face of the Earth
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if you could eradicate one animal from the face of the Earth


Mar 17, 2015, 8:50 AM

what would it be?

Legend has that St. Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland (even though in reality it was the Ice Age).....if you had that power, what would you choose?

for me, it would be Squirrels. Do squirrels contribute ANYTHING positive to nature's ecosystem? If they do, I have no idea what that is. At least snakes eat rats and other vermin.

If I could just eradicate squirrels from my property, I'd be happy. Little ######## eat the side of my shed and get in my attic. I'm efforting this, but it's a slow go doing it one small caliber rifle headshot at a time.

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Mosquitoes or ticks.***


Mar 17, 2015, 8:53 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Gamecock Will


Mar 17, 2015, 8:56 AM

that was too easy....

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Gamecock Will does serve a purpose unlike squirrels


Mar 17, 2015, 9:33 AM

He is their #1 representative for espousing all things cootish and trailer-trash like....

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Who is Gamecock Will? Please tell me it isn't a radio show


Mar 17, 2015, 9:43 AM

call in personality that you guys think is real. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

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it is....he is a good troll too, way too many jimmies have


Mar 17, 2015, 9:53 AM

been rustled by him

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He's a redneck in Gvegas area...***


Mar 17, 2015, 10:28 AM [ in reply to Who is Gamecock Will? Please tell me it isn't a radio show ]



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Well that narrows it down***


Mar 17, 2015, 2:57 PM



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How about Trooper Del? . . . . . . . too soon?***


Mar 17, 2015, 3:35 PM [ in reply to Gamecock Will ]



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skeeters***


Mar 17, 2015, 8:56 AM



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Wives?***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:03 AM



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Squirrels are to rats what kale is to lettuce.


Mar 17, 2015, 9:08 AM

They are just as worthless, but they have a better PR campaign.

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Prepared correctly, squirrel can be delicious.***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:12 AM



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Too bad the same can't be said for Kale.***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:22 AM



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My favorite recipe using it is Kale Yarborough.


Mar 17, 2015, 2:59 PM

Put a heaping pile of kale in a bowl and cover in 30 weight motor oil. It's delicious!!!

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As a matter of fact, Greenr should appreciate this one.


Mar 17, 2015, 9:22 AM [ in reply to Prepared correctly, squirrel can be delicious.*** ]

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/slow-cooker-squirrel-and-veggies/

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You could also make squirrel head pot pie.


Mar 17, 2015, 3:13 PM

Boil ten squirrel heads until tender in just enough water to cover. Make pie crust and line casserole. Place a layer of heads and some juice. Dot with butter and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Make another layer of heads, juice and more pie crust strips. Cook in oven for one-half hour. (Serves six).

-Mary Land, Louisiana Cookery

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#ACCFTS


Manbearpig


Mar 17, 2015, 9:09 AM

Or Scuzzlebutt. Anything with broccoli for a hand and Patrick Duffy for a leg cannot be trusted.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


LLL scok?***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:34 AM



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No, jbvarnad scok.


Mar 17, 2015, 9:42 AM

Get your Lunge Lore right.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Most oak trees are a product of squirrels


Mar 17, 2015, 9:21 AM

They bury an acorn to save for later and then forget where they buried it.

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Koalas.***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:52 AM



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#### you***


Mar 17, 2015, 9:54 AM



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They serve no purpose.


Mar 17, 2015, 9:59 AM

you can't pet them, eat 'em or #### 'em. So, #### 'em.

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Oh, you can #### em


Mar 17, 2015, 2:58 PM

You can #### anything with an #######.

-CS02

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Excuse me for typing this, but, dogs, bro. Yep, you guessed


Mar 17, 2015, 10:34 AM

it.

They're obnoxiously loud, filthy beyond reason, stink to high heaven, & make the beautiful streets of places like downtown Charleston reek of urine & feces.

Plus, they're dumb as heck, can do nothing about the presence of squirrels, have an annoyingly insatiable appetite, & require constant attention.

####, dogs, bro.

Are you insane??

Dogs are reminders that we are terrible, terrible people.

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Squirrel and dumplings is allsome***


Mar 17, 2015, 3:00 PM



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Spiders. #### spiders


Mar 17, 2015, 3:39 PM

keep skeeters. It's the only yankee repellent we have left. :)

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How about this one?***


Mar 17, 2015, 3:42 PM





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#ACCFTS


Re: How about this one?***


Mar 17, 2015, 4:25 PM



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