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All-TigerNet [13190]
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Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 5:33 PM
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Criminal Record? Multiple Suspensions? Drug Problems? No Problem! The University of Louisville and Bobby Petrino wants you! Here at Louisville, we stopped caring about "character issues" a long time ago. Our basketball coach likes to bang skanks on the table of Italian Restaurants. Remember Rick crying about losing his best friend and brother-in-law on 9/11? Well, that doesn't stop him from cheating on the same best friend's sister on multiple occasions. Bobby left us for a pro job, and then left his pro job mid season for another college football job (with a note to really step up the sleaze factor). When Bobby got caught having an affair after wrecking his motorcycle with his mistress on the back, and was subsequently fired, we welcomed him back with open arms, because, as we mentioned before, we really don't care abut character. So while you're sweating out drug tests or arrest warrants, our athletes our enjoying a consequence free life. Thanks, and GO CARDS!
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Message was edited by: drewtigeralum03®
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Re: Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 5:39 PM
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POTD
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Hall of Famer [24538]
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Agreed.......***
May 17, 2015, 7:31 PM
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Re: Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 5:42 PM
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CU Guru [1095]
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DSP +1.... omg. perfect.***
May 17, 2015, 7:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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Skanks and Italian Restaurants?
May 17, 2015, 5:44 PM
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Let me check my eligibility.
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Legend [17773]
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Wasnt "Skanks and Italian Restaurants" a Billy Joel song?
May 17, 2015, 8:05 PM
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Louisville Red, Louisville White
It all depends upon your ##### tonight
Come jump on the back of my hog if you want
Or go meet Rick at the Italian restaurant
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Bobby and Ricky were not very picky
And they both were out looking for blondes
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CU Medallion [67799]
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Re: Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 5:44 PM
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I just find it amazing the same AD he dumped on rehired him the second time around. Guy must love being a door mat
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Re: Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 6:53 PM
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Probably likes winning
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110%er [6934]
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Re: Have you been kicked off a college football team?
May 17, 2015, 6:56 PM
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Bringing cancer in isn't worth it
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All-TigerNet [13190]
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Best part
May 17, 2015, 8:52 PM
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The first time Bobby left U.L. they had to clear out about 25 (literally)of his former players because of discipline and grade issues.
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CU Medallion [51530]
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What is it with football teams who have bird mascots?***
May 17, 2015, 8:04 PM
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