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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 10:38 AM
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I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?" The guy's got a nice head of white hair. Beautiful. The dog it looks the same.
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All-In [30193]
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli
May 23, 2012, 11:03 AM
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CU Medallion [73569]
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I killed a man with a Triton.***
May 23, 2012, 11:12 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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trident. hth***
May 23, 2012, 11:12 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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unless you were referencing a Bass fishing movie.***
May 23, 2012, 11:13 AM
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CU Medallion [73569]
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he killed a man with gum? ;-)***
May 23, 2012, 11:39 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: From God Bless America
May 23, 2012, 11:15 AM
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Oh, I get it. And I am offended. Not because I’ve got a problem with bitter, predictable, whiny, millionaire disk jockeys complaining about celebrities or how tough their life is, while I live in an apartment with paper-thin walls next to a couple of Neanderthals who, instead of a baby, decided to give birth to some kind of nocturnal civil defense air raid siren that goes off every phuckin’ night like it’s Pearl Harbor. I’m not offended that they act like it’s my responsibility to protect their rights to pick on the weak like pack animals or that we’re supposed to support their freedom of speech when they don’t give a ##### about yours or mine. I would defend their freedom of speech if I thought it was in jeopardy. I would defend their freedom of speech to tell uninspired, bigoted, blowjob gay-bashing racist and rape jokes all under the guise of being edgy, but that’s not the edge. That’s what sells! They couldn’t possibly pander any harder or be more commercially mainstream, because this is the “Oh no, you didn’t say that!” generation, where a shocking comment has more weight than the truth! No one has any shame anymore! And we’re supposed to celebrate it. I saw a woman throw a used tampon at another woman last night on network television, a network that bills itself as “today’s woman’s channel.” Kids beat each other blind and post it on Youtube. I mean, do you remember when eating rats and maggots on Survivor was shocking? It all seems so quaint now. I’m sure the girls from “2 Girls 1 Cup” are gonna have their own dating show on VH1 any day now. I mean, why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 12:11 PM
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The wind rises, electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is a sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right. That I'll save her from whatever she's scared of and take her far, far away. I tell her I love her.
silenced gunshot]
The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning.
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All-In [34823]
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 12:14 PM
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Lie to no one. If there's somebody close to you, you'll ruin it with a lie. If they're a stranger, who the f*ck are they you gotta lie to them?
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 12:14 PM
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Drop that stereo before I blow your ####### nuts off, #######.
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Legend [17753]
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Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!***
May 23, 2012, 12:18 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME!
May 23, 2012, 12:20 PM
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Ten Commandments
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Rock Defender [53]
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No thumbs up? Not even from Prodgigal? Or Jews?***
May 23, 2012, 1:05 PM
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Maybe they're all fans of the Other Gods.***
May 24, 2012, 2:46 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 12:21 PM
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What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
### straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him
May 23, 2012, 12:21 PM
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surrender.They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet.
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All-In [34823]
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I notice that whenever you get to *dis*liking someone
May 23, 2012, 12:22 PM
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they ain't around too long, neither.
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll
May 23, 2012, 12:26 PM
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get you water. Don't die until later.
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Rock Defender [53]
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They may talk about individual freedom. But if they ever
May 23, 2012, 12:40 PM
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see a free individual, its gonna scare'em.
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Orange Blooded [3121]
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Ben Affleck's speech from the movie "Boiler Room":
May 23, 2012, 12:50 PM
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Okay. Here’s the deal.
I’m not here to waste your time. I hope you’re not here to waste mine.
So I’m gonna keep this short.
If you become an employee of this firm, you will make your first million within three years.
Okay? I repeat that:
You will make a million dollars within three years of your first day of employment
at J.T. Marlin.
There is no question whether or not you’ll become a millionaire here.
The only question is how many times over.
You think I’m joking?
I am not joking.
I am a millionaire. It’s a weird thing to hear, right?
I’ll tell ya. It’s a weird thing to say.
I am a f***ing millionaire.
And guess how old I am. Twenty-seven.
You know what that makes me here?
A f***in’ senior citizen.
This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine.
Lucky for me, I’m very f***ing good at my job, or I’d be out of one.
You guys are the new blood. You’re gonna go home with the kessef.
You are the future big swinging d***s of this firm.
Now, you all look money hungry, and that’s good.
Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t f***in’ have any.
They say money can’t buy happiness? Look at the f***in’ smile on my face.
Ear to ear, baby. You want details? Fine.
I drive a Ferrari 355 Cabriolet. (Throws keys across the table). What’s up?
I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork.
I have every toy you could imagine, and best of all, kids…
I am liquid.
So, now you know what’s possible. Let me tell you what’s required.
You are required to work your f***ing ### off at this firm.
We want winners here, not pikers. A piker walks at the bell.
A piker asks how much vacation you get in the first year. Vacation?
People come and work at this firm for one reason: to become filthy rich.
We’re not here to make friends. We’re not savin’ the manatees, guys.
You want vacation time?
Go teach third grade, public school.
Okay. The first three months at the firm are as a trainee.
You make $150 a week.
After you’re done training, you take the Series Seven.
Pass that, you become junior broker and you open accounts for your team leader.
You open 40 accounts, you start workin’ for yourself. Sky’s the limit.
Word about being a trainee.
Friends, parents, other brokers, they’re gonna give you s***.
It’s true. $150 a week? Not a lot of money.
Pay them no mind.
You need to learn this business, and this is the time to do it.
Once you pass the test, none of that’s gonna matter.
Your friends are s***.
Tell them you made 25 grand last month, they won’t f***ing believe you.
F*** them! F*** ‘em!
Parents don’t like the life you lead?
“F*** you, Mom and Dad.”
See how it feels when you’re makin’ their f***in’ Lexus payments.
Now, go home and think about it.
Think about whether it’s really for you.
If you decide it isn’t… It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.
It’s not for everyone.
But if you really want this…
you call me on Monday and we’ll talk.
Just don’t waste my f***in’ time.
Okay. That’s it.
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Heisman Winner [119711]
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We don't need no stinkin' badges!***
May 23, 2012, 12:58 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Glengarry Glen Ross:
May 23, 2012, 1:08 PM
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Ricky Roma: All train compartments smell vaguely of ####. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You #### little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me.
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Ricky Roma: You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
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110%er [8142]
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Well I'm with you fellers.***
May 23, 2012, 1:12 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Almost Famous:
May 23, 2012, 1:16 PM
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I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just got to the record store and visit your friends. –Penny Lane
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All-In [28802]
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Glengarry Glen Ross >>>>>>>>>>>> Almost Famous***
May 23, 2012, 1:25 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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>>>>>>>>>>than all movies, almost.***
May 23, 2012, 1:30 PM
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In the fifth, my @zz goes down.***
May 23, 2012, 1:29 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"Vincent Vega, my n*gger."***
May 23, 2012, 1:30 PM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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"Whether or not what we experienced was an...
May 23, 2012, 1:33 PM
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According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved."
That whole freakin' movie is a classic quote.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay."***
May 23, 2012, 1:36 PM
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Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again, I dare you!
May 23, 2012, 1:41 PM
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I double dare you ############, say what one more ####### time!
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All-In [34823]
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Let's not start sucking each other's d*icks just yet***
May 24, 2012, 9:12 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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anybody remember the Big Chill? Jeff Goldblum character,
May 23, 2012, 1:43 PM
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late at night smokin doobies on the couch, "It feels like there's sex going on here somewhere. There's definitely sex going on right now"
BTW, this exactly parallels the mange Big 12 talk right now.
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Oculus Spirit [75719]
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Which I've gotten myself into due to being bored at work and
May 23, 2012, 1:44 PM
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in here.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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We never write anything longer than a person can read during
May 24, 2012, 8:51 AM
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the average crap.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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What's for dessert?
May 24, 2012, 5:21 PM
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I'm not cynical about dessert.
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All-In [45047]
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"The ####### Germans got nothing to do with it!"***
May 23, 2012, 1:45 PM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.***
May 23, 2012, 1:48 PM
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"Do you like apples?
May 23, 2012, 1:51 PM
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I got her numba. How you like dem apples?"
It still makes me chuckle.
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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"The sheriff is a .........BONG........."***
May 23, 2012, 1:55 PM
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110%er [8142]
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Pardon me while I whip dis out.***
May 23, 2012, 2:16 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Anybody got a ####load of dimes?***
May 23, 2012, 2:17 PM
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All-In [31896]
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"Where all the white wimmen"***
May 24, 2012, 12:31 AM
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All-In [34823]
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Goldern, Mr. Taggart! You use your tongue purtier than
May 24, 2012, 8:45 AM
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a $20 #####.
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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IT"S TWEW, IT"S TWEW!!!***
May 24, 2012, 11:22 AM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Oh George...not the livestock...***
May 23, 2012, 2:19 PM
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All-In [34823]
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Tim Blake Nelson is a playwright.
May 24, 2012, 8:46 AM
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I have a hard time reconciling that in my head.
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That is easier to believe than him talking about angst and
May 24, 2012, 8:53 AM
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existentialism and ####.
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I guess.
May 24, 2012, 8:54 AM
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He did graduate from an Ivory League school though.
Brown University.
I guess that will be going away now they've got those genetically engineered apples.
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All-In [34823]
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Point for Ivory League.***
May 24, 2012, 9:00 AM
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Murdock.............I'm coming to get YOU***
May 23, 2012, 2:33 PM
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." and also.......
May 23, 2012, 5:59 PM
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"Charlie don't surf"
You know the flick and it's a classic.
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Smells like victory.***
May 24, 2012, 2:08 PM
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 6:43 PM
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"All I ask is three beers a piece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion."
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Oculus Spirit [93668]
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"I sure wish we had time to bury them fellas."
May 23, 2012, 7:29 PM
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"To hell with them. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.."
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 23, 2012, 8:28 PM
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"Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."
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"Harry... your hands are freezing!!!"***
May 24, 2012, 12:15 AM
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CU Guru [1321]
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You can't win a marathon w/out putting bandaids on your
May 24, 2012, 12:15 AM
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#######.
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Rock Defender [53]
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^^I have not seen this movie...
May 24, 2012, 8:57 AM
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but I'm now 100% intrigued.
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 24, 2012, 9:11 AM
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Lloyd - What's the "soup du jour"?
Waitress - It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd - Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"They call me, Chris."
May 24, 2012, 9:12 AM
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Yul Brenner, Magnificent Seven
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Nobody throws me my own guns and says run.
May 24, 2012, 9:29 AM
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Nobody.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"Coach stays, I play, coach goes, I go."
May 24, 2012, 9:13 AM
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Jimmy Chitwood
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Re: Great movies quotes, go:
May 24, 2012, 9:15 AM
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Tommy Boy - That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. [Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll] Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. [Pokes the roll playfully]You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go... [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] [Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look]Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?
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All-TigerNet [12066]
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We don't have a cow. We've got a bull.
May 24, 2012, 9:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"We serve hard drinks to men who want to get drunk fast and
May 24, 2012, 10:15 AM
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don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere."
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Rev. MaClean: "Methodists are Baptists who can read."
May 24, 2012, 11:47 AM
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Rev. Maclean: [walking away from the river] The Lord has blessed us all today... It's just that he has been particularly good to me.
Older Norman: [narrating] That was the only time we fought. Perhaps we wondered after which one of us was tougher. But if boyhood questions aren't answered before a certain point, they can't be raised again.
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110%er [8142]
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Things just ain't been the same since Sam the Lion died.
May 24, 2012, 12:02 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Hi Jacy, it's Duane.
May 24, 2012, 2:22 PM
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"What's on your feeble mind, Duane?"
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Heisman Winner [105590]
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We got no food, no jobs
May 24, 2012, 12:18 PM
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... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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"Beans and Franks, Beans and Franks"***
May 24, 2012, 12:29 PM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!***
May 24, 2012, 2:30 PM
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110%er [8142]
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"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
May 24, 2012, 2:37 PM
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"The waters? But Casablanca is in the desert!"
"I was misiniformed."
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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"What makes saloonkeepers so snobbish?"
May 24, 2012, 5:16 PM
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"Perhaps if you told him I ran the second largest banking house in Amsterdam."
"Second largest? That wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is now the pastry chef in our kitchen."
"We have something to look forward to."
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Catering Boss: I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is
May 24, 2012, 5:27 PM
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you're doing out here.
Ricky Fitts: Fine. So don't pay me.
Catering Boss: Excuse me?
Ricky Fitts: I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone.
Catering Boss: ...#######.
Lester Burnham: [stunned] I think you just became my personal hero!
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