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All-In [35541]
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Pink slip
Dec 4, 2018, 1:29 PM
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I just got an email from HR titled "HR - Resume Needed". They said after an audit they found they do not have a resume for me and about 15 other people that were cc'd. I assume we're about to be cut loose and oh hey btw since you just updated your resume you can use that in your search for another one.
On another note I've decided to go back to school and work towards a marketing degree.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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ya maybe shoulda split this up into two poasts
Dec 4, 2018, 1:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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Re: Pink slip
Dec 4, 2018, 1:34 PM
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Lot o points [155695]
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Marketing major here.......
Dec 4, 2018, 1:55 PM
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don't do it. Get some actual tangible skills if you're gonna pay the $$$ to go back to school.
90% of the marketing majors I knew ended up in a sales job.
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Oculus Spirit [80998]
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Well that is kinda related***
Dec 4, 2018, 1:56 PM
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Im pretty decent with a camera and a copy of
Dec 4, 2018, 1:57 PM
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photoshop and lightroom
Just last week Clemson was looking for a Director of Graphic Design for Football Recruits. Wouldn't that job be awesome af. While I have a the skills I don't have the degree or the portfolio.
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Heisman Winner [105473]
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Toilet Logos with each individual players heads in the
Dec 4, 2018, 2:00 PM
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program. I CAN'T WAIT.
Write down CafePressJerk as one of your references.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, FREAKIN' WHOA.
Dec 4, 2018, 3:01 PM
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just what is wrong with sales, I mean other than the marketing grads selling telephones?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Thoughts and prayers.***
Dec 4, 2018, 1:57 PM
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Marketing major here.........
Dec 4, 2018, 1:58 PM
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don't do it. Get some actual tangible skills if you're gonna pay the $$$ to go back to school.
90% of the marketing majors I knew ended up in a sales job.
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My current employer (lol)
Dec 4, 2018, 1:59 PM
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will reimburse most of it and being a single dad going back to school I could get a lot of it covered. Heck I could probably get paid to go back to school
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Graphic design, finance, accounting
Dec 4, 2018, 2:08 PM
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And a bunch of other stuff will actually pay you money at some point I think
Marketing will not
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Stay away from Graphic Design***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:10 PM
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So basically don't do anything***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:11 PM
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Exactly. Wait till u get let go and then profit off unemployment and food stamps.***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:13 PM
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Heisman Winner [135499]
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ANY dolt can architect.
Dec 4, 2018, 3:58 PM
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I mean, I whipped this up in like a couple of minutes, and I didn't even go to school for that.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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yeah, but can you
Dec 4, 2018, 4:11 PM
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@DGUARCHITECT?
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Heisman Winner [135499]
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Not at all in the least ever.***
Dec 4, 2018, 4:18 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Yep, we don’t need any more lawyers in this world***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:57 PM
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I agree 100%***
Dec 4, 2018, 3:45 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You ever think about using your future marketing associates
Dec 4, 2018, 1:59 PM
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degree to get a job in sales?
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All-In [35541]
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Every second of my miserable life***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:01 PM
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All-In [36448]
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The Clemson MBA program at the DT Gville location was great for me.
Dec 4, 2018, 2:14 PM
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Definitely advanced my career tremendously.
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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Product, Price, Place, Promotion, Pinkslip***
Dec 4, 2018, 2:17 PM
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Heisman Winner [135499]
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You sound like the kind of guy my associates are looking for
Dec 4, 2018, 2:21 PM
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Do you like motorcycles? Are you willing to move to Gastonia? Do you believe with all your heart in the healing power of cannabis? Are flush enough at the moment to afford a nice set of digital scales and sandwich bags in bulk to start up?
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yep, the only reason for asking for a resume from somebody
Dec 4, 2018, 2:24 PM
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they have already hired is to cya.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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to clarify...is that C'ya....or C.Y.A.?
Dec 4, 2018, 2:26 PM
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both contextually applicable
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All-TigerNet [10938]
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If HR is doing it, it more than likely has Zero to do with
Dec 4, 2018, 3:02 PM
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anything that is actually going on. HR's sole purpose in everything they do is to justify their own existence.
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All-In [47692]
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Well,
Dec 4, 2018, 3:03 PM
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Bye.
~your boss.
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