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Good Old Alabama Boys looking to make some Cash
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Good Old Alabama Boys looking to make some Cash


Jan 14, 2018, 9:41 PM

Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ‘em back to Tuscaloosa, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your 'Bama accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.

Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know we is from Alabama."

They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, “ I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and . . . . ."

"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"

"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."

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Jan 14, 2018, 10:58 PM

A Drycleaners, I snorted.

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Re: Good Old Alabama Boys looking to make some Cash


Jan 14, 2018, 11:12 PM

Alternate punchline ;

Shopkeeper says " because I noticed your class ring while you were picking your nose " .

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