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God & The Scientists
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God & The Scientists


Jun 2, 2015, 11:03 PM

A group of scientists decided one day that they could now create anything and everything. So they called upon God for the ultimate challenge. 'We can do and make anything you ever created. Name it, and we can create it,' they declared.

God replied, 'Go unto your laboratory and therefore, create as I did, a man!'

So the scientists gathered in the laboratory, which had stockpiles of all matter.

'We are ready for the challenge,' they said.

God said, 'Let it begin.'

They reached down and dumped a pail of dirt on an operating table.

God said, 'Stop! What are you doing?'

The scientists said, 'We are preparing to create a man, as you did, from this pile of dirt.'

God said. 'That's good. But first, go get your own ### dirt!'

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Joke improvement suggestion


Jun 2, 2015, 11:24 PM

Punchline should be:

"God said. 'That's good. But first, go get your own me-dam dirt!' "

You're welcome.

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