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Tiger Tails - my first visit to a strip club

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Posted: May 9, 2017, 1:48 PM
 

And one I may never forget.

I was a 17 yr old freshman fraternity pledge on a scavenger hunt. One of the items on the list of requirements was to get a t-shirt signed by a "Tiger Tails girl". So five of us freshmen piled into a mazda 323 (the only car between the 5 of us) late one weekday afternoon and headed towards Seneca. After searching for the place for what seemed like an eternity someone finally spots the Tiger Tails sign up on a hill. We pull up to a building that my memory tells me was 4 double-wides that had been combined to make one building. Judging by the number of cats hanging around the parking lot this place could have easily been mistaken for a chinese restaurant.

Some wrinkled old hag who looked to be at least 70 greeted us as we walked in the entrance: "IDs please" she croaked in a deep chain-smokers voice. I assume math wasn't her strongest subject because she looked at each one of our not fake IDs and waved us on in. Guessing our 6pm arrival time was early, cuz we walked into the main room where the stage is and could hear nothing but the hum of the ice machine behind the bar; we are the only people there. The five of us look around at each other through the residual haze of cigarette smoke.. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?? Then we hear some commotion coming from a doorway behind the stage and suddenly there is music. LOUD music. The song: Van Halen "Everybody Wants Some". This seems kind of okay. Maybe it won't be so bad. Not really sure what we are supposed to be doing, we curiously take seats at a table in front of the stage.

The hag who checked our ID's approaches our table and tells us we can get a bucket of 5 beers for $10. Without hesitation we all nod our heads yes. SOLD. To four 18yr olds and a 17yr old.

A little more commotion from behind the stage and a girl appears. She is wearing a clearly oversized white T-shirt with a big Tiger Tails logo on the front. 'Is she fat?' 'She isn't terribly ugly, but is she fat?' 'Something isn't right here.' 'She is fairly tall - about 5'7, but why is she wearing that huge T-Shirt?' A few minutes into her dance routine she turns her back to us and takes her shirt off. 'Whew! at least she isn't fat!'

Soon enough she turns around and reveals the reason for the 3xl shirt: Her belly is the size of a basketball. In hindsight she had to be at least 8 months pregnant. The five of us freshmen stare at each other. Look back up at the stage. Look back at each other. Then, as only immature 17-18 year old kids could do, we immediately bolt for the door.

To this day I cannot remember ever laughing as hard as I did that moment in the parking lot outside of Tiger Tails. None of us had the guts to go back in and ask her to sign a t-shirt to prove we were there. I didn't need a signature as proof I was there. Evidently the memory has been permanently etched into my memory.



Not to steal TimmyTiger21's topic, just wanted to post in the Amphitheater instead of Football.

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Posted: May 9, 2017, 1:53 PM
 

"I went there when I was a freshman"

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Posted: May 9, 2017, 2:11 PM
 

Great story man, enjoyed reading. I don't care if you used the same topic as me, I figured this place would dig up a memory, for at least someone, and thanks for sharing.


lol frat boys***


Posted: May 9, 2017, 2:50 PM
 



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Posted: May 9, 2017, 2:55 PM
 

Easley fairs......................lol

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Posted: May 9, 2017, 2:55 PM
 

I hope that served as a warning for y'all to behave for the next 4 years.


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