Gather 'round, Jounge. Story time.

Aug 24, 2018, 1:10 PM

TRDJ stops at a gas station. Goes in, buys gatorade, exits building. Upon exit, he notices a few fine looking upstanding citizens having a discussion in the parking lot. Not like a normal discussion...more like something about "respect" levels if ya nomesayin.

Mmkay. Whatevs. TRDJ fires up his El Camino and hears said discussion starting to escalate. Looks like we could have fisticuffs! Mmkay, have at it, TRDJ is outtie.

Waiting to turn onto a street that's busy at the time and cannot get out due to traffic. Both of the highly respectful respect seekers return to their cars. One car squeals trying to get out of the parking lot but ALAS! still some traffic. Car #2 squeals it over all aggressive like until on Car 1's ####. LOOKS LIKE SOME ROAD RAGE FITTEN TO HAPPEN!

TRDJ waits patientbearly, thinking he'll watch the respect seekers zoom off into respectville never to be seen again. 1 and 2 quickly depart, 1 trying to evade 2. TRDJ departs in same respect laden direction.

Car 1 busts a quick U turn in attempt to get away from 2 and promptly heads directly at 2. 2 stops in the middle of the road, as does TRDJ. Why stop? Looked like 1 was gonna ram 2 head to head and TRDJ was next to 2. TRDJ is not driving directly into that. No sir.

1 does not ram 2. WHEW! When 1 veers off so as not to hit 2, what does 2 do? I'll tell ya. 2 does what any red blooded respect seeker does: He fires 10-12 rounds from prolly a semi 9mm prolly held sideways into 1's car. TRDJ lays down in the front of the El Camino hoping not to get caught in the wrath of the OK Corral. Shooting stops, 2 bolts, 1 bolts in the opposite direction, and TRDJ heads home on the phone with __________(insert county here)'s finest.

0/10 upgraded to 1/10 because TRDJ left out of there breathing oxygen.

The end.

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Gather 'round, Jounge. Story time.

Dang. I doubt there's a long list of us lilly-white

Truedat.

Columbia, huh?***

Negative. 1.5 hours northwestish.***

Berea huh?***

No sir.

I see. One follow up kweshion, if I may?

Oh I've been a lurking. Time constraints have lowered

Sounds like Iva.***

No. But Iva

Magazine.

Re: Magazine.

Iva - Safer than 6% of US cities

WELCOME TO CLOVER***

sounds like Trump sent ya back to Juarez?***

Nice, so is aero's new house look as nice in person as it

I don't even have a new house yet ya big meanie.***

I've found respect seeking obeds do not put a strong value on their lives

Perhaps they have the same value for life as the rest of us,

That may be true, but if respect from a skranger is that important

I concede.

I am awaiting Tiggitys reply with drawn out explanations

I gotta tell ya, I blame this on Aretha.

Re: Gather 'round, Jounge. Story time.

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