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All-In [26970]
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For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 8:36 PM
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August: This is the year. We are going 10-1 or 10-2 at worst. SEC championship game. Playoffs. Bwaaaack bwaaack bwaack
September: After beating an FCS team in an opener: Super Bowl. We are world beaters. Nobody can stop us. We will stomp the taters.
October: My Gawd, the season's over---I can't believe I was born a gamecock. Fire (insert current head coach). Fire (insert current OC). Bench (insert current QB). Fire (Insert current AD). Our whole season depends upon beating Clemson. This is our super bowl. A She She. SEC. SEC. SEC.
November: Oh my gawd, they beat us again for the (insert current Clemson win streak)th time. Fire (insert current head coach). Fire (insert current OC). Bench (insert current QB). Fire (Insert current AD).
December: Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl in Shreveport if bowl eligible. Or Outhouse Bowl. Roll Tide. SEC. SEC. It just means moar.
January: Wait till next year.
Wash, rinse, repeat. See August and start the cycle again.
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Orange Blooded [2826]
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Gameday.
Sep 30, 2018, 8:51 PM
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Pregame: Hangover cutter, boasting, pregame sex in the fairgrounds, get cocky, y'all.
First Quarter: Dance to techno, wave white flag, sweat.
Second Quarter: Fingers in the air like you just don't care, throw stuff.
Halftime: Stand in line, chew on doo-doo ice, sweat.
Third Quarter: Dance to techno, wave white flag, finger salute, leave.
Fourth Quarter: Sit in traffic.
Postgame: Sit in traffic, call postgame show, five points inebriation, fight, arrest, bail.
Next week: See Pregame.
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All-In [26970]
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Re: Gameday.
Sep 30, 2018, 8:53 PM
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Nailed it
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All-TigerNet [10445]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 8:55 PM
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Here ya go. Public service helping the coots visualize their exotic December destination.
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Orange Blooded [3750]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 9:00 PM
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Nailed it there my friend!
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CU Guru [1350]
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Bwaaaack bwaaack bwaack.***
Sep 30, 2018, 9:06 PM
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+1 for Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl...***
Sep 30, 2018, 9:07 PM
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Hall of Famer [24337]
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+1... For Beaudreuax buttpaste bowl!!!!!***
Sep 30, 2018, 9:08 PM
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All-In [38378]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 9:12 PM
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Except they never wash.
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All-In [26970]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 9:13 PM
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Or as we like to say in our household, "Teeth and shoes optional" when discussing their fans.
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CU Medallion [64443]
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They are, indeed, an entertaining bunch***
Sep 30, 2018, 9:35 PM
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All-In [26970]
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Re: They are, indeed, an entertaining bunch***
Oct 1, 2018, 11:16 AM
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I have another word for them......
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CU Medallion [60681]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 9:39 PM
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Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl?
Is this one of the new ones? ??????
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All-In [38378]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 11:00 PM
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If you've never needed the butt paste , consider it a blessing .
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Legend [19757]
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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
Sep 30, 2018, 10:26 PM
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Where’s....make up Tigerfan sounding names for Tnet and sit up all night posting stupid sh!t on there bored in shifts so it seems real?!
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CU Medallion [53388]
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Youngsters....that is not even an exaggeration.***
Sep 30, 2018, 10:34 PM
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Re: +1 for Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl
Oct 1, 2018, 10:27 AM
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All-In [30597]
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mx in a bunch of Roll Tide
Oct 1, 2018, 10:35 AM
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and you almost got it
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Legend [16330]
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Had to chuckle at one last week
Oct 1, 2018, 11:23 AM
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After the UGA beatdown, they were all despondent. Then after the Marshall cancellation, they beat Vandy on the road. One of them called in on SiriusXM84, and said "We're baaaaack! Gamecocks will run the table, and will be in the top 10 by November." Announcers laughed. I had to pull over to collect myself.
I wonder what bridge that guy is on today...
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