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CU Medallion [54758]
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GITT: Those with severed vas deferens
Dec 16, 2015, 11:00 AM
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What's the turnaround time for a snippy-v?
Like, if I made the call today, and it being a holidayish time, could I get this done in time to 7/10 recuperate by Christmas?
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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Doubt it, you'll have to go in for a consult then schedule
Dec 16, 2015, 11:03 AM
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the proc.
Enjoy your new found freedom and AIDS
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Oculus Spirit [75438]
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You should have done this years ago.***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:03 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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you're not helping by telling me things I already know***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:05 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Oh, so I guess we're not going to start trying to have a
Dec 16, 2015, 11:06 AM
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family now...
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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If you had a family would you move to titty city?***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:08 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Hellz yea.***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:12 AM
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Heisman Winner [137201]
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You're asking us what your doctor's typical appointment
Dec 16, 2015, 11:09 AM
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scheduling time is? I could see how we would know that. You should be good if you call before lunch...after lunch, might be cutting it a little close.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I'm ghana kick your ###
Dec 16, 2015, 11:13 AM
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juance my scrote heals up, which may or may not be this year
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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porta johns, Lot 2?***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:16 AM
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Heisman Winner [135100]
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Well I, of course, do not have this condition
Dec 16, 2015, 11:21 AM
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since it's vitally important for the propagation of the human species that I am available to spread my superior seed far and wide...but if I were YOU, I would suggest getting one of those do it yourself kits from the clearance aisle at TJ Maxx.
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Orange Blooded [3528]
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TXTF did that look at him now***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:22 AM
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Heisman Winner [135100]
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Eggs Hackley.***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:23 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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^^^testes joke AND DIY joke in juan
Dec 16, 2015, 11:25 AM
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NICE
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Lot o points [154447]
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Do you really want me to tell my horror story again?***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:32 AM
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jes
Dec 16, 2015, 11:35 AM
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i'll be away for an hour, so you've got plenty of time for a detailed recant
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Lot o points [154447]
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Brief version
Dec 16, 2015, 11:51 AM
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Had procedure. Was told "keep frozen peas for the weekend, you'll be good as new in a couple days"
By day three I was in severe pain and it looked like I was smuggling grapefruit in my Hane's.
Wife of Obed, the worst nurse in the universe, thinks I'm just being a puss and drops me off at the urologist while she goes shopping. I get back in exam room, the nurses face says it all when she sees my bocce ball set, and on top of it, I had a 104 degree fever-----yep, I got a surgical infection.
Anyway, I wasn't right for a couple weeks, and eff anyone who says it's the easiest procedure ever.
Side story: In my agony, I was laying on the floor reading the ipad with a pillow under my stomach to keep the engorged jewels off the ground, and 4 year old son of Obed sneaks up behind me and kicks a field goal square in the coins.....any jury in the country would have acquitted me of murder at that moment.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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At least he re-affirmed your choice to get fixed.***
Dec 16, 2015, 11:54 AM
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Lot o points [154447]
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At that moment, I was thinking I might have to have the
Dec 16, 2015, 12:01 PM
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procedure reversed, because my wife would have expected me to replace him.
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110%er [8243]
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My story is similar.
Dec 16, 2015, 12:48 PM
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No infection, but plenty of pain lasting several months. Couldn't walk straight. Eventually got over it and realized that somewhat temporary ball pain < pain of having 3rd child.
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All-In [43108]
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My story
Dec 16, 2015, 12:55 PM
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Had procedure on Friday, no pain killing shots, pills, nothing. Yep, I'm more than the average male in most ways.
Satiddy: Drank beer with swole nuts Sunday: Drank beer with swole nuts Monday: Worked half day Tuesday: Worked all day, no pain, sportfarked in the evening
TSB, except the sportfarking part cuz married.
Minimal pain, more aggravating than anything. Simple, clean, easy, 10/10.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I like your story the best....i mean,
Dec 16, 2015, 1:52 PM
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I like it as much as one man CAN like a story about another man's marbles.
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My story
Dec 16, 2015, 1:54 PM
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Took Vicoden and Hydrocodone prior to procedure...they didn't do anything to me cause I am a drug taking pro. Snip snip, burning flesh, great conversation, home with two sample cups and strict instructions to sportfark wife 12-15 times, send in sample, then bang like 5-10 more times and sample #2. Recover all weekend Work on monday, no problems Wear boxer briefs for about 10 days to keep the boys up, any tugging hurts a little Run after 7 days Keep reminding wife of doctors requirements. Jerk off ALOT b/c wife DGAF.
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All-In [33418]
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I've heard scheduling it for March Madness is optimal
Dec 16, 2015, 11:32 AM
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So you can sit on the couch all day with a pack of frozen peas under your nuts and have something to watch
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Heisman Winner [135100]
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NOT a good idea.
Dec 16, 2015, 11:41 AM
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Because you'll want to painlessly jump up and down with excitement during all of Clemson's games.
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Lot o points [154447]
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I just went on the Athletes in Action fan board and totally
Dec 16, 2015, 12:02 PM
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talked smack about how we pwn them.
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Lot o points [154447]
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Next stop, Marathon Oil.***
Dec 16, 2015, 12:02 PM
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Letterman [287]
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Re: GITT: Don't forget teh cleaning out of the pipes
Dec 16, 2015, 12:22 PM
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afterwards. It takes a while for those little fellows to clear out.
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All-In [43108]
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THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THIS--10 STEP METHOD
Dec 16, 2015, 12:29 PM
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Step 1: Put milk in the freezer Step 2: Find out what date the Thursday first round NCAA hoops tourney is Step 3: Schedule nutsackemy for the afternoon day before that Step 4: Tell bawce to fuggoff, you are leaving early Wed and he can fuggoff until Monday Step 5: Load up on beer, blow, burbon, and grape cigarellos. Step 6: Invite Jounge over for a 4 day bender Step 7: Get your wife to clean the house before we come over and get her to frame tiddy pigs and hang em up all over the house Step 8: Tell wife and kids to GTFO for 4 days Step 9: Fire Brownell Step 10: Profit. Massively. And get the Clone to return.
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Heisman Winner [105138]
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Probably not able to get it done by chrimmus by a licensed
Dec 16, 2015, 12:44 PM
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professional. However, I Noah guy who can do it for $30 and a pack of Black & Milds. He can schedule you anytime.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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licensed??
Dec 16, 2015, 1:50 PM
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STOP PUTTING WERDS IN MY MOUTH!
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Needs a drivers license to get to your place.
Dec 16, 2015, 1:52 PM
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What? You think he has a place of his own.
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