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GITT: Those with severed vas deferens
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GITT: Those with severed vas deferens


Dec 16, 2015, 11:00 AM

What's the turnaround time for a snippy-v?

Like, if I made the call today, and it being a holidayish time, could I get this done in time to 7/10 recuperate by Christmas?

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Doubt it, you'll have to go in for a consult then schedule


Dec 16, 2015, 11:03 AM

the proc.

Enjoy your new found freedom and AIDS

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You should have done this years ago.***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:03 AM



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you're not helping by telling me things I already know***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:05 AM



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Oh, so I guess we're not going to start trying to have a


Dec 16, 2015, 11:06 AM

family now...

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If you had a family would you move to titty city?***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:08 AM



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Hellz yea.***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:12 AM



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You're asking us what your doctor's typical appointment


Dec 16, 2015, 11:09 AM

scheduling time is? I could see how we would know that. You should be good if you call before lunch...after lunch, might be cutting it a little close.

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I'm ghana kick your ###


Dec 16, 2015, 11:13 AM

juance my scrote heals up, which may or may not be this year

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porta johns, Lot 2?***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:16 AM



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Well I, of course, do not have this condition


Dec 16, 2015, 11:21 AM

since it's vitally important for the propagation of the human species that I am available to spread my superior seed far and wide...but if I were YOU, I would suggest getting one of those do it yourself kits from the clearance aisle at TJ Maxx.

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TXTF did that look at him now***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:22 AM



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Eggs Hackley.***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:23 AM



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^^^testes joke AND DIY joke in juan


Dec 16, 2015, 11:25 AM

NICE

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Do you really want me to tell my horror story again?***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:32 AM



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jes


Dec 16, 2015, 11:35 AM

i'll be away for an hour, so you've got plenty of time for a detailed recant

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What happened? Did it get black and swollen?***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:38 AM [ in reply to Do you really want me to tell my horror story again?*** ]



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Brief version


Dec 16, 2015, 11:51 AM [ in reply to Do you really want me to tell my horror story again?*** ]

Had procedure. Was told "keep frozen peas for the weekend, you'll be good as new in a couple days"

By day three I was in severe pain and it looked like I was smuggling grapefruit in my Hane's.

Wife of Obed, the worst nurse in the universe, thinks I'm just being a puss and drops me off at the urologist while she goes shopping. I get back in exam room, the nurses face says it all when she sees my bocce ball set, and on top of it, I had a 104 degree fever-----yep, I got a surgical infection.

Anyway, I wasn't right for a couple weeks, and eff anyone who says it's the easiest procedure ever.


Side story: In my agony, I was laying on the floor reading the ipad with a pillow under my stomach to keep the engorged jewels off the ground, and 4 year old son of Obed sneaks up behind me and kicks a field goal square in the coins.....any jury in the country would have acquitted me of murder at that moment.

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At least he re-affirmed your choice to get fixed.***


Dec 16, 2015, 11:54 AM



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At that moment, I was thinking I might have to have the


Dec 16, 2015, 12:01 PM

procedure reversed, because my wife would have expected me to replace him.

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My story is similar.


Dec 16, 2015, 12:48 PM [ in reply to Brief version ]

No infection, but plenty of pain lasting several months. Couldn't walk straight. Eventually got over it and realized that somewhat temporary ball pain < pain of having 3rd child.

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My story


Dec 16, 2015, 12:55 PM

Had procedure on Friday, no pain killing shots, pills, nothing. Yep, I'm more than the average male in most ways.

Satiddy: Drank beer with swole nuts
Sunday: Drank beer with swole nuts
Monday: Worked half day
Tuesday: Worked all day, no pain, sportfarked in the evening

TSB, except the sportfarking part cuz married.

Minimal pain, more aggravating than anything. Simple, clean, easy, 10/10.

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I like your story the best....i mean,


Dec 16, 2015, 1:52 PM

I like it as much as one man CAN like a story about another man's marbles.

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My story


Dec 16, 2015, 1:54 PM [ in reply to My story ]

Took Vicoden and Hydrocodone prior to procedure...they didn't do anything to me cause I am a drug taking pro.
Snip snip, burning flesh, great conversation, home with two sample cups and strict instructions to sportfark wife 12-15 times, send in sample, then bang like 5-10 more times and sample #2.
Recover all weekend
Work on monday, no problems
Wear boxer briefs for about 10 days to keep the boys up, any tugging hurts a little
Run after 7 days
Keep reminding wife of doctors requirements.
Jerk off ALOT b/c wife DGAF.

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I've heard scheduling it for March Madness is optimal


Dec 16, 2015, 11:32 AM

So you can sit on the couch all day with a pack of frozen peas under your nuts and have something to watch

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NOT a good idea.


Dec 16, 2015, 11:41 AM

Because you'll want to painlessly jump up and down with excitement during all of Clemson's games.

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I just went on the Athletes in Action fan board and totally


Dec 16, 2015, 12:02 PM

talked smack about how we pwn them.

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Next stop, Marathon Oil.***


Dec 16, 2015, 12:02 PM



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Re: GITT: Don't forget teh cleaning out of the pipes


Dec 16, 2015, 12:22 PM

afterwards. It takes a while for those little fellows to clear out.

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THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO THIS--10 STEP METHOD


Dec 16, 2015, 12:29 PM

Step 1: Put milk in the freezer
Step 2: Find out what date the Thursday first round NCAA hoops tourney is
Step 3: Schedule nutsackemy for the afternoon day before that
Step 4: Tell bawce to fuggoff, you are leaving early Wed and he can fuggoff until Monday
Step 5: Load up on beer, blow, burbon, and grape cigarellos.
Step 6: Invite Jounge over for a 4 day bender
Step 7: Get your wife to clean the house before we come over and get her to frame tiddy pigs and hang em up all over the house
Step 8: Tell wife and kids to GTFO for 4 days
Step 9: Fire Brownell
Step 10: Profit. Massively. And get the Clone to return.

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Probably not able to get it done by chrimmus by a licensed


Dec 16, 2015, 12:44 PM

professional. However, I Noah guy who can do it for $30 and a pack of Black & Milds. He can schedule you anytime.

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licensed??


Dec 16, 2015, 1:50 PM

STOP PUTTING WERDS IN MY MOUTH!

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Needs a drivers license to get to your place.


Dec 16, 2015, 1:52 PM

What? You think he has a place of his own.

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