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Funeral For Obama
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Funeral For Obama


Sep 9, 2013, 3:05 PM

FUNERAL EXPENSES

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertakers tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped
home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million
to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply
can't take that risk".

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