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For those of you headed to Loserville for the game this
Oct 16, 2019, 9:33 AM
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weekend, remember to keep your head on a swivel at all times. If you're taking your kids to the game, park as close to the stadium as possible and walk them straight into the racist pizza box stadium. Tell them to keep their heads down at all times. Clemson will win by 30+ so by the start of the 3rd quarter all the lugubrious Loserville fans will have left to go back to their trailer parks, but before the game is a different story. Here's what to expect...
This? Oh it's nothing, just your typical tailgating stripper pole:
When you have to steal "traditions" from the coots, you know you suck:
There will be a lot of groups like this flashing their loser gang sign:
I can't even pretend to know what this says, but it might as well say "Loserville diplomas are more invaluable than UofSuCk diplomas":
I...I just...I can't with these people:
This is literally a picture of a Loserville fan taking a shot from a leaking trash bag for $20, I'm not joking:
Inside that trailer is where the Kentucky cousin humping occurs:
But once you're inside the game you'll love the tradition and pageantry, like their iconic entrance where a giant bird runs out of a bouncy house with the team right behind it:
Have fun in the 'Ville Tiger fans and always remember to pack heat.
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I bet they all
Oct 16, 2019, 9:37 AM
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climb the ladder in the back and then go "fast" down the slide to pick up momentum as they run through the bouncey house exit onto the field!
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I like bouncy houses.
Oct 16, 2019, 9:38 AM
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Re: I like bouncy houses.
Oct 16, 2019, 10:20 AM
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Re: I like bouncy houses.
Oct 16, 2019, 10:44 AM
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She seems to be pointing, but only with her finger.
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Oculus Spirit [81689]
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You saw a finger?
Oct 16, 2019, 7:08 PM
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Do you think that's the kid's mom or just some stranger
Oct 16, 2019, 3:00 PM
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sitting next to him?
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Oculus Spirit [96388]
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Yes***
Oct 16, 2019, 3:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [96388]
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No....
Oct 16, 2019, 3:27 PM
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what do they say about Kentucky?
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Re: No....
Oct 16, 2019, 3:29 PM
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Re: No....
Oct 17, 2019, 10:51 AM
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Kentucky the land of beautiful horses and fast women.
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Re: For those of you headed to Loserville for the game this
Oct 16, 2019, 10:01 AM
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Wow! That was...comprehensive.
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Get those pics off the chamber of commerce page?***
Oct 16, 2019, 10:40 AM
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Yes***
Oct 16, 2019, 10:44 AM
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Re: For those of you headed to Loserville for the game this
Oct 16, 2019, 10:49 AM
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Re: For those of you headed to Loserville for the game this
Oct 16, 2019, 10:54 AM
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This is how you start a game week roast. Love it!
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PAPA JOHN AIN'T GOT #### ON ME***
Oct 16, 2019, 10:52 AM
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what is it about schools with..
Oct 16, 2019, 11:02 AM
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bird mascots having the biggest mouths? they sure are a chirpy bunch for a program with such little success.. sound familiar? They are indeed the "coots of the north"
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They may act like the coots
Oct 16, 2019, 11:04 AM
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but a diploma from cootU is worth a heck of a lot more than a diploma from Lewisville.
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Re: They may act like the coots
Oct 16, 2019, 3:25 PM
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Now that's transitive coot logic at its finest.
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Re: They may act like the coots
Oct 16, 2019, 3:30 PM
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Bird Bird Bird, Birds the word for Loserville and Cootlumbia!!
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They should be in their own conference
Oct 16, 2019, 7:42 PM
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just the two of them. Well maybe they could take Pitt and Cuse with them too.
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Tailgating in an industrial park, adults wearing jerseys,
Oct 16, 2019, 3:34 PM
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yelling profanities...they really are like the coots
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