Replies: 12
| visibility 416
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
Flash Back Friday: Dr. Tiggity discusses "the big O"
Nov 2, 2018, 1:07 PM
|
|
The big o is real but depending on the woman, she may not have ever had one. Best thing to understand is it's NOT the guy that gives the ######, that ball is entirely (well, 90% maybe) in HER court. How she sits and the angle she puts her hips in (for example) makes more of a difference than a 4" or 10" penor. What you say makes more of a difference as well.
And when she says "OH!! That's it!!", and you're doing what you've been doing for 5 minutes, that's really just her finding the right angle. Not you doing anything special or different.
Point is if she knows how to have one, and you make her want to have one, she will have one your performance/girth/whatever notwithstanding. But many women do not know that first part, and many men don't know that second part. And they don't because during the act they're afraid to be open and direct things, and explore things (both). They're so into satisfying the other person they let him do his thing and fake an ###### or whatever and that's the end of it. Guy thinks he's king, and she's left throbbing with no released. But once you've been doing it and she's had one, they can't fake it ever again. That's when you really own them. When a woman can fake an ###### and have you believe it's real, that's when she owns you. It's a freaking vice grip that's so tight it can't be faked. Women can still fake it by flexing certain muscles, but the real thing is far more powerful.
So I've been told. I'm probably wrong about all of this, but I'm moist now. Carry on while I smoke a cigarette.
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [65983]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 24689
Joined: 6/12/14
|
Flash Back Friday
Nov 2, 2018, 1:12 PM
|
|
Here's a little story about a prank, that was played against me on Tigernet this past week.
Rewind about 6 months or so: I posted an ad in the "General Boards" forum section of Tigernet with an investment opportunity in a clean energy deal. The company was called Crosswinds Energy, which is a clean and renewable energy deal. As it turns out, my clients cancelled the deal after the elections due to a Trump victory. Anyway, I had provided the details of the investment opportunity to include the point of contact. The point of contact was Chris Finnegan, who is the principle of Crosswinds Energy. His phone number just so happened to be in the ad that I posted, and that came back to bite me later on down the road.
Fast forward to this past week: Someone on here posted an ad in the Ticket section of Tigernet. They posted Chris Finnegan's phone number in the ad claiming that he had several tickets for sale at a $300 price range for Zone 3. I guess there were many people looking for tickets because they called or texted him and he forwarded them to me. Not only that, but the people he rerouted to me shared my number with many others.
So far, I've received 1142 phone calls, 1219 text messages, and 783 voicemails asking for "Natty Tickets". Well folks, it was hilarious up to the point where some drunk guy with indistinguishable drunken English calls my house at 4am asking for "Natty Tickets".
I've been home for a little over a month now from Iraq, and let me tell you I have never had such a horrible time until this past week. I can definitely see the humor in it, and I certainly hope who ever done this wins some sort of Prank Award. On the other hand, I hope it NEVER happens to anyone else. I wouldn't wish this on Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi... I just wouldn't.
All of that being said, GO TIGERS! I HOPE THIS WEEK HAS BEEN WORTH IT, AND I HOPE EVERYONE GOT A TICKET TO GET IN.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
I deleted that post. You copied it and saved it for
Nov 2, 2018, 1:20 PM
|
|
posterity?
Just because of this, I won't post the lurid details of my nooner I just finished 20 minutes ago.
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
Re: I deleted that post. You copied it and saved it for
Nov 2, 2018, 1:21 PM
|
|
Dude, that post was PURE GOLD. Really one of my favorites on here.
I also have it cross stitched on to a pillow in the master bedroom at home.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
That post was a PSA
Nov 2, 2018, 1:40 PM
|
|
When you take that golden knowledge, give it to your wife, and have her sew it on a pillow for instructions...
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [47683]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 21041
Joined: 12/22/98
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
Didn't make a video or pics this time.
Nov 2, 2018, 1:33 PM
|
|
But I have developed a NICE library on my GS8 over the years. Secure folder is awesome.
Do not think there is a BAC level commensurate with the release of pigs from there though.
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [48963]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 38798
Joined: 12/31/97
|
So your wife lets you take pictures and video?
Nov 2, 2018, 1:48 PM
|
|
Something is not adding up.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [80999]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 56072
Joined: 9/13/04
|
"lets"...lol***
Nov 2, 2018, 1:50 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
Trick is to wait till they're preoccupied and distracted
Nov 2, 2018, 1:53 PM
|
|
Once they cross that threshold, you're free and clear.
Makes for very short videos though. Pics work better.
If they're drunk, then you're all clear for a feature film.
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [64837]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 22718
Joined: 9/27/04
|
Who films?
Nov 2, 2018, 1:55 PM
|
|
Is there a third party involved, or do you use a tripod?
Shorty
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
Me. Well, except the first time. Deal was she gets a video
Nov 2, 2018, 2:00 PM
|
|
of me, then I can take whatever of her. If I misbehave and let it go, she has me on film and will post to all on Facebook. Actually she has a few I think. Maybe 3.
Kind of like a mini-cold war. We both have nukes, and no one is going to fire.
It was a sacrifice I was willing to make. Worked well for 3+ years and even through the worst blackout drunk I've ever been last summer. So my alcohol comment is legit.
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97676]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64819
Joined: 7/13/02
|
Anyone know....
Nov 2, 2018, 2:05 PM
|
|
Asking for myself. tia
|
|
|
|
Replies: 12
| visibility 416
|
|
|