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CU Medallion [64837]
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The joys of having a daughter
Sep 10, 2019, 11:17 AM
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SarahAdidas worked late last night (I checked her GPS, so I know she wasn't running around.), so I had to clean out the kids book bags and sign all of the forms and what not.
My daughter's book bag small compartment was fully of Maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and some room spray that smelled like a Turkish cab.
Here was the following conversation:
Me - What's that stuff in your book bag?
Her - I don't know.
Me - Why is it in there?
Her - My friend told me to bring it. (clearly lying)
Me - What did your friend tell you to bring?
Her - I don't know. She sent me a picture. (clearly lying)
Me - She sent you a picture of those and asked you to find more of them and bring them to school?
Her - Yes, but I deleted the picture. If you ask me any more questions about, I'll run away.
She was clearly embarrassed. I bet she knows ROUGHLY what they are for, or at least that they're for private parts. Who the hellknows why kids do some of the things they do. I think my wife was the most embarrassed.
The next 11 years are going to be awesome!
I can't wait.
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All-In [46825]
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First line had me lulz.
Sep 10, 2019, 11:18 AM
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the rest of the story I saw last night and me lol'ing.
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All-TigerNet [11252]
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Re: The joys of having a daughter
Sep 10, 2019, 11:25 AM
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Even my ex said "Thank God we have a son".
Good luck to your future sanity. My boss has two young daughters. Plus other issues at home, plus all his bosses are womens. I will pray for all of us. And especially thankful I don't have to deal directly with any of them.
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Oculus Spirit [97724]
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Dodged that bullet. Three times in fact.
Sep 10, 2019, 11:26 AM
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No wedding to pay for and none of that stuff to worry about.
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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well you are assuming that none of them are ghey
Sep 10, 2019, 11:29 AM
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you may still have to pay for a wedding
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I know a guy that specializes in officiating gay weddings
Sep 10, 2019, 11:33 AM
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RH Tig
He has references if you need them: 19B®, @34YearOldFreshman
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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Re: I know a guy that specializes in officiating gay weddings
Sep 10, 2019, 11:50 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97724]
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Nope. Now if they decide they're not male
Sep 10, 2019, 11:34 AM
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or are gay, they're paying for their own wedding. I have it confirmed they are anatomically and genetically male. I'm not paying for any weddings.  I'll pay for college.
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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Oculus Spirit [79250]
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A piece of advice for YOUR daughter
Sep 10, 2019, 11:27 AM
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110%er [7013]
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Wait until she starts driving
Sep 10, 2019, 11:32 AM
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#MyCarUpholsteryHasBloodStainsFromWimmens
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All-In [46825]
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Found the serial killer***
Sep 10, 2019, 11:33 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97724]
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There's always one on every internet message board***
Sep 10, 2019, 11:39 AM
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110%er [7013]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Thanks, I'll take a look.
Sep 10, 2019, 11:47 AM
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I'm sure those issues are coming, but right now she has zero worries and twice the confidence of a sane, reasonable person.
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110%er [7013]
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Cool. Keeping a daughter(s) on track is much easier than
Sep 10, 2019, 4:17 PM
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getting them back on track.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Forget all those books.
Sep 11, 2019, 2:18 PM
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Just train here to marry a rich guy. Then the less she makes working, the better! She'll be able to take him for everything in a few years and if she stays married a little longer, she can get a lifetime pension.
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Re: Been through it twice . . .
Sep 11, 2019, 9:41 AM
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When they say that I say
Sep 11, 2019, 9:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83121]
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When she has her first period, just blow your brains out.***
Sep 11, 2019, 9:43 AM
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