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Orange Blooded [3650]
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FSU Joke
Oct 29, 2014, 3:26 PM
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A r8pist, a thief, and a liar walk into a bar, and the bar tender says - "get out Jameis!"
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LOL***
Oct 29, 2014, 3:27 PM
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Re: FSU Joke
Oct 29, 2014, 3:49 PM
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Haha. Got to laugh at that one!!
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Re: FSU Joke
Oct 29, 2014, 3:57 PM
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Nice lol
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Re: FSU Joke
Oct 29, 2014, 4:01 PM
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I like this joke because all 3 bar patrons are actually the same person, which flies in the face of the traditional formula that describes the actions of 3 individuals. There's a lot of misdirection here that made this humorous, rather than relying on the punchline that paints a dichotomy between one or more of the bar patrons in an awkward or humorous light.
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yes***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:02 PM
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^^what he said^^***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:03 PM
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Hey Ubeaintwrite, w...tha...phu....***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:03 PM
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^^what he said^^***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:06 PM
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Germans***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:16 PM
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Re: Hey Ubeaintwrite, w...tha...phu....***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:06 PM
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Come to Gaffney and find out about that writing stuff sissy boy I got something for you show you who you messin with don't take crap from nobody around here aint takin it here neither c'mon
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how does it feel to be an
Oct 29, 2014, 4:08 PM
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internet tough guy? It must be pretty pathetic to get off on spending all your time in a virtual world trying to impress a bunch of losers. You do know there's an entire world out there that is not on the internet, right? You know these internet points don't mean anything, right?
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Re: how does it feel to be an
Oct 29, 2014, 4:09 PM
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I'm not sure what your fixation is with me. You're the one who has made 8.432 posts PER DAY for he past 10 years. Does that seem normal to you, york? I know you're not going to be honest, but it doesn't change the facts.
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Re: how does it feel to be an
Oct 29, 2014, 4:11 PM
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The fact that, "we want play defense first" isn't a selection is widely known. What isn't known, apparently, is that most coaches defer in order to put their defense on the field first. That is, they choose to play defense first. And yes, there have been multiple cases where a team has chosen to kick, knowing they'll do so for the beginning of both halves, but they did so because they wanted to put their defense out first. Again, they elected to play defense first.
It's simply not possible that a functioning grown man can fail to see that teams can and do choose to play defense first. A key word is grown. Another is man. You fail on both accounts, weasel.
********************************************************************************* On 2014-10-28 13:48:39.0 york_tiger® wrote:
so you haven't
you can just say it
********************************************************************************* On 2014-10-28 13:47:23.0 Shane_Morgan wrote:
I don't think that's an option, but I do know deferring inevitably leads to playing defense first, via conscious (or conscience for IB12) decisions, i.e. choice, elect, etc. There have also been teams who've made a conscious (or conscience for IB12) decision to kick in order to play defense first.
Is that really all you got to defend your lack of character and integrity?
********************************************************************************* On 2014-10-28 13:39:37.0 york_tiger® wrote:
how many people have you ever heard of saying... after winning the toss...
"we'll play defense first"
ever? ********************************************************************************* On 2014-10-28 13:36:43.0 Shane_Morgan wrote:
I don't know about that but i do know it doesn't matter. What matters is that teams can and do choose to play defense first, and yorkweasel lacks character and integrity. Those are the truly relevant things here, not a juevnile cyber world. I think you know better Dave.
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Re: how does it feel to be an
Oct 29, 2014, 4:15 PM
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I don't think you wanna mess with this dude. You see how totally not a weasel and totally not 145 lbs he is? I bet he's at least 160.
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Who knew Sheldon logs onto and posts on TigerNet.com?***
Oct 29, 2014, 4:15 PM
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Oh because he's only 20?
Oct 29, 2014, 4:06 PM
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I giddit
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Re: FSU Joke
Oct 29, 2014, 4:17 PM
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Thanks Guys - this is my first post on the TigerNet as today is my first day as a member! Treading lightly but I figured bashing FSU is safe way to start...
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