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CU Medallion [64837]
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Everything was great, until...
Dec 4, 2019, 9:49 AM
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Wife made a bomb-ass pot of chili last night that was delicious. All of the Adidas family pigged out on it.
Everything was great, until...
we realized that we were completely out of toilet paper.
#csb
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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When I was out fishing one time
Dec 4, 2019, 9:55 AM
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I used a towel. Felt pretty good, pretty good.
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CU Medallion [59974]
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Re: When I was out fishing one time
Dec 4, 2019, 10:01 AM
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When on a run, I sometimes poop in the woods and can’t wipe.
That is pure animal and makes showering quite the event.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I did that not more than 4 days ago.
Dec 4, 2019, 10:05 AM
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It wasn't as bad as I expected. You have to spread the cheeks extra far apart.
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Oculus Spirit [85088]
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That's what he said***
Dec 4, 2019, 10:06 AM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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It took you too long then.***
Dec 5, 2019, 1:02 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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When I stay at a hotel, I wipe with a warm wet wash rag.
Dec 4, 2019, 10:05 AM
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It's the most luxurious thing ever.
I feel like a sultan or something.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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The Sultan of Brunei.
Dec 4, 2019, 10:07 AM
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More like Sultan of Browneye.
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Oculus Spirit [75673]
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I bet you wish you'd have just hidden the
Dec 4, 2019, 10:13 AM
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odd socks rather than tossing them.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Man that got a laugh out of me.
Dec 4, 2019, 10:19 AM
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Nice one.
We decided to go with paper towels..
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Go pump your septic tank***
Dec 4, 2019, 10:21 AM
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My surveying buddies would use socks, then sleeves if it was
Dec 4, 2019, 10:30 AM
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bad. One day he came out of the woods in a sleeveless shirt homemade shorts and no socks. The belly shirt was a nice touch.
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Heisman Winner [135480]
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What kind of shop you running over there?!!??
Dec 4, 2019, 10:50 AM
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To run out of toilet paper in my house is against the laws of physics. It would take divine intervention for this to even happen, and Mothra LOVES me best, so it's every bit the impossibility that Will Muschamp taking a team to the College Football Playoff is.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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A while back I delegated paper and cleaning product
Dec 4, 2019, 12:07 PM
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procurement down to the wife so that I could focus on more important issues.
That never happened under my watch.
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"...more important issues..."???
Dec 5, 2019, 12:46 PM
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Seems a pretty critical issue to me!
Go Tigers!!!
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Just jump in the shower right away
Dec 4, 2019, 12:24 PM
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Or leave a box of wet wipes in the bathrooms.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Wet wipes....
Dec 4, 2019, 12:28 PM
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yea, and relive the epic story of "RyanAdidas digs up and cleans out a 150 year old septic tank by hand", I don't think so.
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Not my proudest fap***
Dec 4, 2019, 12:44 PM
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still finished?***
Dec 4, 2019, 1:23 PM
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Where do you think all those balled up tissues and socks
Dec 4, 2019, 1:59 PM
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in septic tank came from.
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