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All-In [34823]
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As far as lazy-azz people parking in handicapped spots,
Jul 24, 2018, 8:06 AM
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I don't advocate killing them over it.
However, I do think they could invent a taser that could prolapse their colon and give them a scorching case of hemorrhoids to go with it.
Yeah... that's about right.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Me, being far less level headed than you, would
Jul 24, 2018, 8:11 AM
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simply cripple them then ban them from getting a handicapped tag. If caught parking in one again, then they die. I figure this will only improve the gene pool.
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Oculus Spirit [83118]
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Why? “Handicapped people don’t drive.”
Jul 24, 2018, 8:17 AM
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Cosmo Kramer
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110%er [9879]
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There's some truth to this
Jul 24, 2018, 8:20 AM
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in some, but not all cases.
Generally, if someone lacks the physical or mental faculties to walk 20 feet farther to the door, are they really qualified to operate a motor vehicle?
This doesn't apply to those who require the use of wheelchairs or walkers, obviously.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I have never seen someone with a handicapped sticker
Jul 24, 2018, 9:08 AM
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competently operate a vehicle. They're either doing 20 under the speed limit, regardless of what it is, swerving all over the road, parking across three parking spots, or some other phuckry that should result in having their license taken.
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This qualifies as a "Grind my Gears" post....***
Jul 24, 2018, 8:19 AM
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All-In [34823]
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Yes.
Jul 24, 2018, 8:20 AM
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No argument here.
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Heisman Winner [135589]
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There's a guy here in the office that has had a handicap tag
Jul 24, 2018, 8:35 AM
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since the day he started 3 years ago or so. The steps he saves getting from the parking lot are quickly burned up by mid-morning every day as he flits around the office dishing gossip or working out what seems to be the world's worst comedy routine replete with character voices.
Like you said...I wouldn't kill him over it, but it would be nice to maybe send him to the military prison located within Guantanamo Bay Naval Base.
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Not so sure
Jul 24, 2018, 8:50 AM
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Sounds like he may fit into the "he needed killin' " category.
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Heisman Winner [135589]
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He is a big Clemson fan, so there's that.
Jul 24, 2018, 8:53 AM
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Emphasis on the 'BIG'.
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Ugh.
Jul 24, 2018, 9:32 AM
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Hate to hear that.
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i never park in handicapped spaces
Jul 24, 2018, 8:54 AM
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The curb right in front of the door is always closer.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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At least they are making someone of an effort to fit into
Jul 24, 2018, 9:11 AM
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society...whether it's B.S. or not, they have gotten the correct permits to allow them to do so. I'm good with your proposed punishment.
Now people who park in the fire lane, on the other hand...They're probably worthy of death.
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Seems the "victim" here brought this all on himself by
Jul 24, 2018, 9:15 AM
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parking in the handicapped spot.
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Let's say he triggered a psycho. We all know
Jul 24, 2018, 9:31 AM
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they're out there.
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how do you feel about non-handicapped people using the
Jul 24, 2018, 9:34 AM
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handicrapper?
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Rock Defender [53]
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A stabbing will typically suffice***
Jul 24, 2018, 9:35 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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#WorthIt***
Jul 24, 2018, 9:36 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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ours have a sink in them
Jul 24, 2018, 9:51 AM
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it's like being back in Johnstone, but nicer...
plus the extra 4 inches of height on the throne is nice
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Every stool in my house is an elevated and elongated
Jul 24, 2018, 9:57 AM
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American Standard.
It means so much more to sh!t from a height.
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It's a bad angle though, you will eventually blow out your
Jul 24, 2018, 9:58 AM
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o-ring
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All-In [34823]
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Just a little footstool
Jul 24, 2018, 10:06 AM
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with flip flops nailed to it for foot placement and sheer push.
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