In response to the ESPN ANALysts saying we struggled vs FSU
Nov 12, 2017, 11:02 AM
Let's assume you go out on a Friday Night in Downtown Clemson and happen to stumble into LOOSE CHANGE and order a 24 ounce PBR and a shot of Jager and the following happens.
You accidentally step on the freshly buffed and polished Cole Hahn of a freshman pledge and he proceeds to launch a Wintergreen Pouch Copenhagen loogie directly into your right eye. Subsequently, you proceed to beat him up and down College Avenue for the course of the next 60 minutes. Sure, he gets in the occasional punch and even looks to turn the tide for a solid 6 minute stretch somewhere just past BGR. However, by the time it's all over, he's left bloodied, bruised and missing both Cole Hahns in the hallway of the Blue Heron and can't remember what dorm he lives in while you get back to your PBR and JAGER shot at LOOSE CHANGE.
For the record, you didn't struggle with said pledge and someone should acknowledge your epic display of dominance and buy you another round.