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ESPN Hates Clemson ........
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ESPN Hates Clemson ........


May 20, 2013, 2:29 PM

Here's a little number that mad the rounds on the interwebs a few years back. It feels appropriate for this board.




ESPN hates you. And more importantly, ESPN hates your team.

ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length. You know that Clemson coozie you used to have but can’t seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates Clemson. That is, if Clemson is your team.

Whoever your favorite team is, ESPN hates it. ESPN hates anything you love, and loves anything you hate.

ESPN hates your dad. Unless you hate your dad. In which case ESPN loves your dad.

If you love bread, ESPN is anti-sandwich. If you hate end-pieces, ESPN will run a special about them. Mark May will hold up two hard, crusty-ass end pieces and hype the hell out of them all year long. Bob Ley will run a special called Outside The Loaf. Ivan Maisel will write a column with a pun-filled headline like The piece to the end puzzle and mind-force you to read it and then email him in anger.

If you had a Sega Genesis, ESPN had a Super Nintendo. If you had a Super Nintendo, ESPN had Sega Genesis.

If you liked like Wyatt Earp, ESPN liked Tombstone.

If you preferred Use Your Illusion I, ESPN preferred Use Your Illusion II.

If you pulled for Dan, ESPN pulled for Dave.

ESPN hates everything you stand for. Unless you stand for something else. Then ESPN hates that too.

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LOL...nice.***


May 20, 2013, 2:33 PM



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Re: ESPN Hates Clemson ........


May 20, 2013, 2:37 PM

I really love your post - but ESPN ...

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^^^This dood...


May 20, 2013, 2:41 PM

gets it!

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Re: ESPN Hates SCar ........


May 20, 2013, 2:43 PM

so on and so on and so on

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ESPN loves hussein obama***


May 20, 2013, 3:14 PM



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Snarky, without a hint of substance.


May 20, 2013, 3:17 PM

ESPN viewers will eat it up.

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ESPN is like a rich #####


May 20, 2013, 4:17 PM

You hate everything about them, but you still take their money. And they know that and that's why they act like ####ks.

The secret is to take their $$$ but ignore them. It's hard, but it's the best way to deal with people/situations like that.

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