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Does this make me gay?

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:23 AM
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I've started drinking wine on weeknights.

2 glasses of red wine.

Now I don't like wine. But what I've read says that drinking 2 glasses of red wine per night provides a lot of antioxidants and will potentially make you healthier.


Plus alcohol.

Anybody else do this? What red wine is best (under $5 a bottle)

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:27 AM
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insufferable.

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Under $5/bottle?

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:30 AM
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I’d ask kms16312 That’s right in her price range for her 2 bottle a night habit.

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####, I'm feeling right after 2 glasses

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:33 AM
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I'd be naked streaking on 2 bottles.

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Wait when did I get to be the lunge alcoholic/expert on

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:14 PM
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cheap wine?

For the record, publix does really good BOGOs on wine where you can get 2 bottles of $20 for the price of one. That's as low as I can go.

Here's what I bought yesterday for Thanksgiving week:

Whispering Angel Rose (KMS' fave)
Veuve
Quilt Napa Cab
Sean Minor Pinot Noir
Williamette Valley Pinot Noir
Austin Hope Cab
Mezzacorona (sister of KMS is a pinot grigio girl)

I was gifted a bottle of Kosta Brown Pinot Noir yesterday that will likely be the Turkey Day selection


Why would I go to the Publix park for wine?

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:16 PM
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I can get meth there. Never seen a wine dealer though

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Well, you're a woman with kids, and you stayed at home

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 1:49 PM
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at some point as a stay at home mom.

i think that checks all the boxes for being a solid day-drunk.

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kms: why am I being accused of being an alcoholic ?

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 3:38 PM
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then

kms: let me tell you some good wine deals and the eleven bottles I will be consuming this week

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:34 AM
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It's not the dingaling that's the problem, it's the finish***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:59 AM
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No

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:34 AM
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being a powerbottom does


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Couple pretty good brands under $5.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:43 AM
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No real need for name brands, honestly, they all drink basically the same. Add a little FDC Red #5 to get the full red wine effect. Walgreens makes a good one.



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B4 you get sumbody kilt, you should know that Isopropyl

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:46 AM
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Alcohol ain't ethanol.

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If by "sumbody", you mean FBCooch,

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:50 AM
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then shut up.

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Re: B4 you get sumbody kilt, you should know that Isopropyl

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:55 AM
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Your pic did not say part cleaner too.


HOL UP. You get drunk off ethanol? And some cars run on

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:14 PM
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alcohol. Some cars also run on gasoline. SO YOU ARE SAYING FBCoachSC® CAN GET DRUNK OFF GASOLINE? THAT IS ONLY $1.69 PER GALLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: HOL UP. You get drunk off ethanol? And some cars run on

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:27 PM
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The sulfites in that cheap ish you are drinking

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:44 AM
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Will nullify any positives from the grapes.

Just go back to cheap bourbon.

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Re: The sulfites in that cheap ish you are drinking

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:53 AM
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He should try maddog 20/20 before the cheap bourbon.


Serious answer.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:45 AM
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Get a 1.5 liter Woodbridge cab or pinot noir. Totally decent and it's like $13. Plus you'll have plenty to share with Bruce, Jeff, and the other fudgepackers.

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Re: Serious answer.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:49 AM
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Woah woah woah.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:58 AM
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We use a Bota Box.

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Hold up, so one could use a Bota Box to pack fudge into ?

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:11 PM
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.


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Wait a minute. How did my .....

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 4:48 PM
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name get in this response? I rarely drink wine ;)

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I would never impugn your integrity

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:33 PM
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you handsome sumbitch.



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LOL. *****

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Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 12:00 AM
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At that price point I think what you are looking for comes

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:48 AM
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in a box, not a bottle.

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Re: At that price point I think what you are looking for comes

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 11:54 AM
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maddog comes in a box now?


yeah, sometimes

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:29 PM
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though it's been years since anyone called me Mad Dog


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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 1:50 PM
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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:29 PM
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Australian and Chilean cabs can be had for about $5.***

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:26 PM
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Randomly interesting.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:28 PM
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Am I to infer that there is no Uber service in Australia and Chile?

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Trader Joe's is what you are looking for

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:27 PM
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and probably spend less than that.

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Re: Trader Joe's is what you are looking for

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:33 PM
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They have maddog?


Two Buck Chuck

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:33 PM
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and famous for it



(although it may be Three Buck Chuck these days)

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Re: Two Buck Chuck

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:35 PM
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It is most like the 3 buck but still under 5 buck.


$3.99 these days

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:37 PM
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https://www.businessinsider.com/trader-joes-two-buck-chuck-wine-review-charles-shaw-2019-4


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Re: $3.99 these days

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 12:42 PM
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The Charles Shaw cabernet sauvignon might be worth trying.


It’s not gay if you don’t kiss

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 1:45 PM
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HTH

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Boones Farm or Mad Dog. Mainly recommend those because they

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 2:03 PM
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are the only bottles of wine I've ever drunk under $5. And the Boones Farm was mixed in PJ, so that doesn't count.

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I remember in college that if I cut the M/D with sprite

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 2:07 PM
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I could get two drunks out of one bottle.

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Lol. We made a drink called Berry Deadly for the chikas

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 4:41 PM
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We had this one super hawt girl come to a party once, a friend of a friend deal. Anyway, she got a hold of the Berry Deadly. We warned her no more than one solo cup. Two and you're drunk. After her third cup, she was sloppy drunk. Drover her home with a garbage bag in her hands. NEVER saw her again. #feltbad

Anyway, recipe:

2 pints Everclear® alcohol
1 bottle Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
1/2 gal orange juice
1 gal Kool-Aid® Berry Blue mix

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Re: Lol. We made a drink called Berry Deadly for the chikas

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 10:01 PM
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What no PJ?


Re: Lol. We made a drink called Berry Deadly for the chikas

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 10:09 PM
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Just don't mix it in a Styrofoam cooler.


Lutz at best wine under $5.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 4:45 PM
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Since I have been in the industry so long, I’m partial to the brands I had, but yellowtail is prob one of the best for the price, also Woodbridge, I’m not a fan of barefoot. Trader Joe’s has some really good private labels for 5-7$.

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I started buying Yellow Tail Pinot Grigio for cooking

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 5:19 PM
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and next I know, wife is drinking it saying this is good stuff! Of course, Pinot Grigio is cheap no matter what you buy!

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Before Clemson could sell beer/wine on Sundays

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Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 1:20 PM
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5 or so years ago, the first Sunday we lived up there my wife was calling around all the convenience stores looking for some Cabernet or something...all the Pendleton QT has was Pinot and White Zinfandel.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 5:31 PM
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Drinks wine to try to be healthy

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:12 PM
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you sir are the reason a 30-ish year old dies of COVID

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my GF has been buying a wine called The Federalist after her

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 6:44 PM
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sister, who is a wine freak, recommended it as a good $20 bottle. I like it.

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I'm just trying to keep Anna Lee company.


Re: my GF has been buying a wine called The Federalist after her

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Posted: Nov 24, 2020, 10:07 PM
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You wineO you.


Re: Does this make me gay?

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Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 8:00 AM
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Come on, man... Only one option this year:




Makes you very gay!!


Posted: Nov 25, 2020, 9:22 AM
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;)

I know several men that drink a glass of wine each day.

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