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Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?
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Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?


Feb 6, 2019, 8:58 AM



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Trolling again, huh?


Feb 6, 2019, 9:01 AM

Youve been in the mange since 2007, now you just wander over to the P&R bored?

Whose scok are you, tigerboy?

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Re: Trolling again, huh?


Feb 6, 2019, 9:06 AM

and he likes to TD. To the ignore bin with Balm.

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Yep, TD's at a 75/25 ratio


Feb 6, 2019, 9:28 AM

just like some other libs we know and love...

tigermanac®

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I mostly TD coots to death but you've gotten a few from me for sure


Feb 6, 2019, 10:26 AM

People who rarely contribute anything of substance, lead with ad hominems and argue in bad faith usually do. I have no problem admitting that.

I hope you're enjoying that Napa Valley haul, though. Have a +1

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Can't see your pic, but Jesus


Feb 6, 2019, 9:01 AM

very likely had olive-colored skin, curly, dark, short hair, dark eyes, and definitely had a beard.

Popular depictions of Jesus are based on a figment of the Catholic Church's imagination from centuries ago.

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Thanks for the quick and straightforward answer!***


Feb 6, 2019, 9:03 AM



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Biblically, the best we can say for sure...


Feb 6, 2019, 9:05 AM [ in reply to Can't see your pic, but Jesus ]

About his physical appearance is that

1. He had a beard
2. He was not particularly good-looking, that would draw any such attention


I'd say he likely had some good physical strength to him, due to his upbringing.

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And the Shroud of Turin. Don't forget that.***


Feb 6, 2019, 10:06 AM [ in reply to Can't see your pic, but Jesus ]



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Someone's made a few bucks off that.***


Feb 6, 2019, 10:32 AM



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I don't wanna drop the R bomb but isn't that odd when in all


Feb 6, 2019, 9:03 AM

likelihood he probably looked something like this?



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But, then how come Eli Wallach never played him?


Feb 6, 2019, 2:38 PM

http://time.com/2920984/eli-wallach-the-good-the-bad-and-the-gifted/

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Eli Wallach, one of the best character actors of all time***


Feb 9, 2019, 2:28 PM



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Of course. Blue eyed, long hair...


Feb 6, 2019, 10:05 AM

j/k

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What in the world are you on about?


Feb 6, 2019, 1:01 PM

Thread is giving the lunge AIDS

Message was edited by: camcgee®


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Re: Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?


Feb 7, 2019, 10:47 AM

Jesus is white. Megyn Kelly told me so.

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Probably Middle Eastern. Because he was Middle Eastern...***


Feb 7, 2019, 2:21 PM



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Did you think this was 13th Century Europe Net?***


Feb 7, 2019, 2:25 PM



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Search "jesus" in Google Images. It's not the 13th century..


Feb 7, 2019, 3:05 PM

Why do all the pigs still look like the guy at the top of this thread?

Only been 5 years since Fox News reminded us Jesus and Santa were white:

https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2013/12/megyn-kelly-jesus-and-santa-were-white-179491

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Ok, so most people don't actually think Jesus looked like


Feb 8, 2019, 2:47 PM

Medieval Painting Jesus.

If you type in "Buddha," you are going to find a picture that most Buddhists know looked nothing like the actual person (Siddh?rtha Gautama).

But a Buddhist can have a fat Buddha in their house without needing to believe that's what he actually looked like.

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Re: Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?


Feb 7, 2019, 3:20 PM

I thought this was him.....



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I saw it on the internet


Feb 7, 2019, 10:32 PM

Therefore it must be true.

QED

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Re: Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?


Feb 9, 2019, 3:20 PM

I am going to go with he never existed because the exact same story is told about Mithra of Persia and he never existed either.

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Re: Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL?


Feb 9, 2019, 3:22 PM

If he did, he was just a dude like every other male.

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There are non-Christian sources that convince me that


Feb 10, 2019, 11:00 AM [ in reply to Re: Do y'all seriously think Jesus looked anything like this IRL? ]

the Christian myth about the passion is based on an actual person being killed.

Josephus and Tacitus being the big two.

Though there is nowhere enough to make me confident, I lean towards believing there was a "Jesus."

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