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Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
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Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 1:52 PM

and gets his ### kicked for being a prick. Hahaha! I just made that up. Just now, seriously.

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I don't get it***


Oct 8, 2018, 1:53 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


I could see how that one might go over your head***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:03 PM



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... and you never will!


Oct 8, 2018, 2:21 PM [ in reply to I don't get it*** ]

;)

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Google it on your sideline laptop***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:28 PM [ in reply to I don't get it*** ]



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


link?


Oct 8, 2018, 1:53 PM

.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


He said he made that up, why are you asking for a link?***


Oct 8, 2018, 1:58 PM



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"IDIOT POSTER OF THE MONTH SO FAR...GWP-- You have won IPM Award for your failure to completely comprehend a clear post & then choose to attack someone who points out your ignorance. While you are not yet in the same No Class Catagory as deRoberts, ClemTiger117 & Tigerdug23, you are getting closer to the Sewer Dwellers." - coachmac


So is it true


Oct 8, 2018, 2:01 PM

or knot?

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


That reminds me of another joke. I’m a frayed knot.


Oct 8, 2018, 2:03 PM

Hahaha! Lol!

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Thanks for taking care of that one for me. She’s always so Sirius.***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:01 PM [ in reply to He said he made that up, why are you asking for a link?*** ]



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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:00 PM



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GO TIGERS


Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:01 PM

And, I thought you were going to say, " ... and fell backwards after hitting his head on it."

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


that’s a good one right there. I literally chuckled inside my own head***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:04 PM



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Did it echo? Mine did.***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:05 PM



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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Always does!***


Oct 8, 2018, 2:06 PM



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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:29 PM [ in reply to Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . . ]

But everyone else ducks.

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2 termites walk into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:05 PM

and ask, "Is the bar tender here?"

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And this one.....


Oct 8, 2018, 2:38 PM

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a beer,
Bartender says ok but don't start anything.

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Re: And this one.....


Oct 8, 2018, 4:40 PM

A fly walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"

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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:24 PM

i believe it...the part about you just making it up.

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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 2:33 PM

I burst out laughing. Sometimes the obvious is hilarious.

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and had to pay to replace the bar he damaged with his hard


Oct 8, 2018, 2:34 PM

### head

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Water the Point Tree


Dave Doreen walks into a bar with a


Oct 8, 2018, 2:52 PM

duck on his head.
Bartender said “Where did you get that?”
The duck said, “It started out as a wart on my a$$!”

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Oct 8, 2018, 3:06 PM

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says I am here to find the man that shot my PAW.

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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .


Oct 8, 2018, 3:33 PM

Dave Doeren, Bobby Petrino, and Will Muschamp walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says

"Get the f### out of my bar"

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^^^gets it***


Oct 8, 2018, 4:55 PM



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Boredom can be a terrible affliction, my Friend. lol***


Oct 8, 2018, 3:57 PM



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Bet he does not eat at Applebee's due to the computers on


Oct 8, 2018, 4:09 PM

each of the tables

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