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Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 1:52 PM
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and gets his ### kicked for being a prick. Hahaha! I just made that up. Just now, seriously.
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I don't get it***
Oct 8, 2018, 1:53 PM
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I could see how that one might go over your head***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:03 PM
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Google it on your sideline laptop***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [82038]
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link?
Oct 8, 2018, 1:53 PM
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He said he made that up, why are you asking for a link?***
Oct 8, 2018, 1:58 PM
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Oculus Spirit [82038]
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So is it true
Oct 8, 2018, 2:01 PM
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or knot?
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That reminds me of another joke. I’m a frayed knot.
Oct 8, 2018, 2:03 PM
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Hahaha! Lol!
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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 2:00 PM
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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 2:01 PM
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And, I thought you were going to say, " ... and fell backwards after hitting his head on it."
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that’s a good one right there. I literally chuckled inside my own head***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:04 PM
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Did it echo? Mine did.***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:05 PM
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Always does!***
Oct 8, 2018, 2:06 PM
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2 termites walk into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 2:05 PM
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and ask, "Is the bar tender here?"
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And this one.....
Oct 8, 2018, 2:38 PM
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A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a beer, Bartender says ok but don't start anything.
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Re: And this one.....
Oct 8, 2018, 4:40 PM
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A fly walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 2:24 PM
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i believe it...the part about you just making it up.
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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 2:33 PM
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I burst out laughing. Sometimes the obvious is hilarious.
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and had to pay to replace the bar he damaged with his hard
Oct 8, 2018, 2:34 PM
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### head
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Dave Doreen walks into a bar with a
Oct 8, 2018, 2:52 PM
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duck on his head. Bartender said “Where did you get that?” The duck said, “It started out as a wart on my a$$!”
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Re: Dave Doreen walks into a bar with a
Oct 8, 2018, 3:06 PM
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says I am here to find the man that shot my PAW.
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Re: Dave Doeren walks into a bar . . .
Oct 8, 2018, 3:33 PM
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Dave Doeren, Bobby Petrino, and Will Muschamp walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says
"Get the f### out of my bar"
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^^^gets it***
Oct 8, 2018, 4:55 PM
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Boredom can be a terrible affliction, my Friend. lol***
Oct 8, 2018, 3:57 PM
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Bet he does not eat at Applebee's due to the computers on
Oct 8, 2018, 4:09 PM
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each of the tables
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