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Oculus Spirit [85101]
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Hold me jounge
Feb 19, 2019, 6:24 PM
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I think I caught the stomach flu.
It is kicking my butt.
Wife is amazing, taking care of me as I moan in pain.
Marriage, lol
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CU Medallion [50635]
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i got chu
Feb 19, 2019, 6:28 PM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Two things...
Feb 19, 2019, 6:31 PM
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Crush ice in a blender and pour cola syrup over the top of the ice and sip. (you can buy cola syrup in drug stores but it’s easier just to use a splash of Coca-Cola that you have at the house)
If that doesn’t help try... Lemon ice. Crush ice in a blender and put a teaspoon of sugar on top and squeeze a little lemon juice onto it. It tastes great both in and out.
Hang in there champ. Stomach virus sucks bawls.
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Oculus Spirit [97672]
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My wife handed me some paper towels and told me
Feb 19, 2019, 6:33 PM
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to clean up if I mess up the floor. Then left.
Message was edited by: Tiggity®
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Oculus Spirit [97672]
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Clarification......that was being drunk
Feb 19, 2019, 6:39 PM
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Never had stomach bug. Still, barfing is barfing.
And Mawwiage...lol....is mawwiage
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CU Medallion [54011]
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The problem with being a perpetual drunk...
Feb 19, 2019, 7:18 PM
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Even when I actually had the stomach virus, my wife thought I was hungover. I hate to admit it, but it brought me a little satisfaction when she started barfing half a day later. “See, I told you I wasn’t hungover!”
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Oculus Spirit [93608]
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That's desperate chit right there.***
Feb 19, 2019, 9:01 PM
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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((HUGS)) and props to her for taking care of you.......
Feb 19, 2019, 6:37 PM
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But you know in her mind she's saying 'men are such biatches when they have a little pain'
Had that a few weeks ago for serious. Feel better!
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All-In [40344]
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Smoke a j and call it a day***
Feb 19, 2019, 8:13 PM
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Heisman Winner [135486]
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DISCLAIMER...
Feb 20, 2019, 9:13 AM
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It has to be medical marijuana or it won't work, you know.
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All-In [40344]
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Well...yeah, I only support, legal and medicinal***
Feb 21, 2019, 9:11 PM
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Lot o points [155649]
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Blah blah blah blah blah bLh blah blah Blah Blah Blah balsam.
Feb 19, 2019, 10:04 PM
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Sorry but I’m drunk and I got it.
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Lot o points [155649]
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My dad was a lover, not a fighter.
Feb 19, 2019, 10:12 PM
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I'm a fighter, then a lover.
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CU Medallion [65978]
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Keep your infected ###
Feb 19, 2019, 10:33 PM
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As far away from Mauldin as possible
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CU Medallion [54758]
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I think it just started here
Feb 19, 2019, 11:34 PM
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missed the last half of the 2nd half of the basketball game (silver lining, i guess) cleaning up 6yo's puke from the sink (yep, 24" from the toilet, but that would've been too easy), the carpet, his bed...slippers, flip flops (you know, since it's february)
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