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Legend [16375]
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'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 3:19 PM
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Dino's upstanding
Tigers expose the weak links
Or'ngemen get the blues
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 3:30 PM
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An orange light shines -
Is 'Cuse emerging? Think not.
It's Dabo's freight train.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 3:32 PM
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Hope for tomorrow
Gets buried in Syracuse
By ten feet of snow
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 3:53 PM
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The 'Cuse's mascot
Has a side job moonlighting
For Fruit of the Loom
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Team Captain [473]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:08 PM
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Tiger's look past Cuse
The Dome becomes your nightmare
Dino forever
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:11 PM
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The Carrier Dome:
Oppressive heat conditions.
That's why I buy Trane.
Thanks for playin' along @CuseJuice!
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Letterman [294]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:17 PM
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Kelly B for six,
Tiger defense sets the tone,
Etienne ends it.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:24 PM
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The Dome noise level:
It's very loud, relative
To defeat's silence.
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CU Guru [1579]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:25 PM
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Finebaum not happy
Clemson won't be in playoff!
Beats 'cuse by fifty
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 4:40 PM
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Tigers blank the Or'nge.
Proud, angry New Yorkers say,
"We got hockey, though!"
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 5:22 PM
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A fast-paced offense
Ample opportunity
For some pick-sixes
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 5:50 PM
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Wilkins and Lawrence:
A recipe for Or'ngemen
To have a "code brown."
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Legend [16439]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 6:25 PM
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We're off to New York
Friday games still count as wins
Hope the A/C works!
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Legend [17774]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worth the effort for limericks)
Oct 11, 2017, 6:42 PM
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Finebaum trolls TNet
After the Syracuse game
Dumb fans take the bait
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Commissioner [990]
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Dino-mite!
Oct 11, 2017, 7:24 PM
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Why am I so hot?
The irony fills the air.
''Tis def not A/C.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: Dino-mite!
Oct 11, 2017, 9:08 PM
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Carrier heaters
Or waves of hot breath from the
Deafening mob roar?
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Legend [19678]
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Denny's is awesome
Oct 11, 2017, 10:32 PM
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The name Orangemen is not
Yankee PC libs
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Legend [19678]
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A clockwork orange
Oct 11, 2017, 10:35 PM
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Is a really strange movie
Strange like no AC
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Legend [19678]
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Dino Babers is
Oct 11, 2017, 10:38 PM
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Like a Boeheim rapsody
With a lot more class
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Legend [19678]
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We play in a dome
Oct 11, 2017, 10:39 PM
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Where we play basketball too
East Tennessee State
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 12, 2017, 12:23 AM
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Most football domers
Have a tough time with Tigers.
Notre Dame says, "Hi."
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 12, 2017, 7:36 AM
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Looming loss is hard
For therapy the Or'ngemen
Go play some hockey
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 12, 2017, 8:25 AM
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Code Red for the Or'nge!
We'll control the pace by running.
Our D won't be tired...
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CU Medallion [65416]
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Jinuine Haiku (5-7-5.)
Oct 12, 2017, 8:31 AM
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There is no excuse
For a Dome named Carrier
To have no A/C.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 12, 2017, 2:52 PM
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Artificial turf
Makes Etienne and Feaster
Resemble bullets.
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 12, 2017, 7:25 PM
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"We're green with envy!
Our dome needs to be better!
Let's call Jerry Jones!"
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 13, 2017, 6:55 AM
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Hey 'Cuse - it's game day!
We're gonna fuel up with grits.
Eat your cream of wheat.
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Commissioner [940]
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Can't write a haiku, so here's a limerick, sorry
Oct 13, 2017, 7:08 AM
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Succeeding an aggressive dumb ###,
Dino seems nothing but class,
Too bad there's still slime,
Call him Boeheim,
Coaching that frozen morass.
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Legend [16375]
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Re: 'Cuse Haikus (because they're not worthy of full limericks)
Oct 13, 2017, 7:54 AM
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The warmth in the Dome:
Blazing mediocrity
Plus a few heaters.
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