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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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So, I've found one HUGE problem with the house I'm buying.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:18 AM
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I noticed Sunday there is a #### bradford pear tree in the yard. Who all wants to come out for the killing party?
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CU Medallion [60043]
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Re: So, I've found one HUGE problem with the house I'm buying.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:20 AM
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Actually, is there a pub within walking, $5 Uber or bike ride distance?
If not, you have an even larger problem.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I actaully do not know where there nearest bar is.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:23 AM
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I am sad about moving away from Community Tap though.
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All-In [45757]
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Who needs a bar?
Mar 5, 2019, 11:06 AM
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When you actaully have a bottle in your drawer. Hiccup.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I can turn my shed into a bar with power tools.
Mar 5, 2019, 11:10 AM
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What could go wrong?
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All-In [47832]
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Just walk up to it and blow on it really hard.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:21 AM
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Should fall right over.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I wan't rid of the tree, now the house.***
Mar 5, 2019, 8:22 AM
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Lot o points [155909]
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sheesh, hasn’t even closed on the house yet,
Mar 5, 2019, 8:24 AM
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Already on here humblebragging.
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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Can't hide money.***
Mar 5, 2019, 8:28 AM
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CU Guru [1163]
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Is this a BYOChainsaw kind of gig?
Mar 5, 2019, 8:41 AM
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I could use to get rid of some aggression. 
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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I don't have one at this time, but we'll find one some where
Mar 5, 2019, 8:43 AM
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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You don't really NEED a chainsaw for a Bradford pear.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:47 AM
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A few well-placed amateur karate chops will take most of it down. Then make some whooshing wind noises with your mouth and that should handle the remainder.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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So, if these things are so #### frail, how did they
Mar 5, 2019, 8:49 AM
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manage to take over?
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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Probably because they breed faster than rabbits.
Mar 5, 2019, 8:51 AM
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Let me ask you this: was there a Bradford pear in the yard when you looked at this house the first time?
CASE CLOSED.
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Re: So, if these things are so #### frail, how did they
Mar 5, 2019, 9:00 AM
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They breed fast, and they sell houses in cookie cutter neighborhoods to middle class, early 30's white women who idolize Joanna Gaines and never miss an event at Newspring.
I like them because they make great firewood for camping trips. Bradford Pear makes a coal bed that burns longer than anything else I've used on my trips where I can haul firewood.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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is it like lighting a Tiggity scented Yankee Candle?
Mar 5, 2019, 9:04 AM
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*fangers crossed*
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: is it like lighting a Tiggity scented Yankee Candle?
Mar 5, 2019, 3:39 PM
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Yes, but it makes roasted wieners taste funny
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CU Medallion [60229]
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kill it in a spectacular fire
Mar 5, 2019, 8:46 AM
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important to send a message to neighbors.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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but then, how would you recreate it's wonderous aroma?***
Mar 5, 2019, 8:48 AM
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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They smell like Tiggity's chin.***
Mar 5, 2019, 8:52 AM
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/end
Mar 5, 2019, 9:35 AM
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You win today
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It could be worse
Mar 5, 2019, 8:52 AM
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The person who bought my house didn't notice the two 50' gum trees in the front and the magnolia and live oak in the back.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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What is wrong with those?
Mar 5, 2019, 9:01 AM
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We do have a big ole oak, which may cause some issues later as half the branches are in the neighbors yard, but I've no problem with it.
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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Oaks drop leaves year round
Mar 5, 2019, 9:06 AM
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but its really bad in the spring AND fall. I have about an inch of leaves covering the ground around the entire canopy right now and I just raked 2 weeks ago.
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Couldn't be worse than magnolias
Mar 5, 2019, 10:12 AM
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I have two large trees in my front yard and they #### cones and huge leaves in the yard seemingly year round
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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what's the problem with them?***
Mar 5, 2019, 8:53 AM
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Lot o points [155909]
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It’s simple, really
Mar 5, 2019, 8:55 AM
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A yard with Bradfords May as well be a big neon sign saying “rob me”.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Heisman Winner [137947]
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Yeah, so...those couple weeks a year you're referring to?
Mar 5, 2019, 8:58 AM
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THAT'S WHEN THEY SUCK THE MOST.
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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ha ha good video
Mar 5, 2019, 9:08 AM
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chop the mother down, I got a chainsaw, give me your address
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Re: So, I've found one HUGE problem with the house I'm buying.
Mar 5, 2019, 9:03 AM
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All-TigerNet [10157]
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Beer and knife party.
Mar 5, 2019, 10:59 AM
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Provide the Beer and loyalist will provide pocket knives.
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All-In [45757]
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My truck kills Bradford Pears. And deer next time. *******
Mar 5, 2019, 11:08 AM
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