A Scar fan visiting in Clemson goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible.”
The doctor examines him and then says: "You need to pee and put your bowel movements in a bucket for a week, then throw in some dead fish and some rotten cabbage. Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapors for three days.”
The Coot does this and goes back to the doctor a week later and says, "I feel wonderful! What was wrong with me?”