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Rock Defender [53]
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Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 7:46 PM
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Greeting Tigernet kinfolk, please read the entire post before deciding to char-grill me over a wood flame.
I hate to say it but the Oculus just may be the reason why Clemson has recently lost a few key players to the transfer portal. Let me explain... just understand that we have not 100% confirmed my theory, but we are in the process of a deep investigation that might even involve tax payer dollars.
So Clemson completes construction of the "oculus" and not long after the NCAA allows for the creation of the transfer portal. If you know your latin roots, Oculus means "eye-like in structure and/or appearance." My point is, isn't it a bit of a coincidence that as soon as the Oculus is completed Clemson begins to lose some high profile players to tbe transfer portal?
Coincidence I think not. My theory is that the Oculus is actually THE TRANSFER PORTAL, it is some sort of inter-dimensional observation deck allowing people to travel independently of both time and space. In short, Kelly Bryant, Feaster, and now Shaq Smith, have been transporting their consciousness across dimensions by using the Oculus facility.
Cliff Notes: Basically my working theory is that the Oculus IS the transfer portal. The Oculus can transport these young men to destinations we cannot even begin to understand and fathom, and now the NCAA wants a piece of the pie but they are playing coy about it.
OCULUS = TRANSFER PORTAL = We must keep our young men away from this building or else risk losing them
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 7:49 PM
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I was thinking the exact same thing.... Then the acid wore off.
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Dumb....dumb...dumb...
May 16, 2019, 7:50 PM
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Not smart, either.
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All-TigerNet [12834]
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 7:54 PM
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The horror of this post is too much for me. Skipped to the end and still read too much.
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That was a trifecta fail
May 16, 2019, 7:56 PM
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Missed sarcasm / humor & logic
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This is Far Less Insane That Most FGF Logic and Wellspring
May 16, 2019, 7:59 PM
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Church conspiracy
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: This is Far Less Insane That Most FGF Logic and Wellspring
May 16, 2019, 8:06 PM
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I'm in the process of starting a citizen's campaign to boycott the Oculus. Hopefully we can initiate some grassroots support to get the Oculus off Clemson campus ASAP
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 8:09 PM
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It actually is the cause, but not for the reason you say.
May 16, 2019, 9:17 PM
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The oculus coincides with our domination of college football.
Our domination brought about recruiting of the likes we had never seen before.
As we bring in better and better players, great players on our team who other teams would die to have decide they're not up to snuff and leave.
Simple as that.
Great players are leaving because greater than great players are staying.
It's a great problem to have.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: It actually is the cause, but not for the reason you say.
May 16, 2019, 9:59 PM
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I can get on board with this theory
In the event that my theory is false, I will gladly accept yours
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Re: It actually is the cause, but not for the reason you say.
May 16, 2019, 10:13 PM
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How about getting on that board and off ours 
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I almost made it halfway through the second sentence***
May 16, 2019, 9:23 PM
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Re: I almost made it halfway through the second sentence***
May 16, 2019, 9:25 PM
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Patients of Jobe you have...
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 9:33 PM
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Hmmmmm, seems like an airtight scientific argument.
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 16, 2019, 10:21 PM
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If there was any truth to that, Dabo would have it torn down tomorrow, and rest assured, he calls the shots in everything concerning his FB team. He is the 93 million dollar man that make more money than any 4 salaries at Clemson together!!!
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 17, 2019, 6:41 AM
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Attention!
The above post is for entertainment purposes only. Originated in fantasyland
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Re: Clemson Transfer Conspiracy (Confirm)
May 17, 2019, 6:45 AM
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