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Chemist JOD
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Chemist JOD


Mar 13, 2014, 2:23 PM

A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve noble gases here". He doesn't react.

bewm!

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Re: Chemist JOD II


Mar 13, 2014, 2:25 PM

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "we don't allow Higgs Boson here". The Higgs Boson says, but without me how can you have mass?

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And for you techhies


Mar 13, 2014, 2:26 PM

There's a new band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

annnnd, done.

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You forgot the one about how to tell a chemist from t-balm


Mar 13, 2014, 2:34 PM

Ask them to pronounce the word unionized

#rimshot

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I literally feel stupider for having read those!***


Mar 13, 2014, 2:39 PM



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really?***


Mar 13, 2014, 2:41 PM [ in reply to You forgot the one about how to tell a chemist from t-balm ]



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Marketing execs would say 999MB


Mar 13, 2014, 2:44 PM [ in reply to And for you techhies ]

;)

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Re: Chemist JOD


Mar 13, 2014, 2:43 PM

Proton walks into a bar. Bartender asks "do you want a beer". The proton says "No". The bartender asks "Are you sure?" The Proton says "I'm positive"

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Re: Chemist JOD


Mar 13, 2014, 2:44 PM

A chemist walked into a bar - and got a concussion.

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What does a quantum mechanical duck say


Mar 13, 2014, 3:12 PM

quark quark

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Re: What does a quantum mechanical duck say


Mar 13, 2014, 3:32 PM

now that is funny.

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Re: Chemist JOD


Mar 13, 2014, 3:42 PM

two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — he died.

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What did one element say to the other when she heard


Mar 13, 2014, 5:29 PM

that Oxygen and Magnesium were fooling around?.....OMg!

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Re: What did one element say to the other when she heard


Mar 13, 2014, 6:17 PM

It makes sense that it was a she because we ALL know that the cation is named first - MgO. Just sayin'.

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