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CU Medallion [64837]
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Super Fart
Sep 23, 2020, 8:42 AM
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Yesterday in my car, my me, my daughter, and my son all farted at the exact same time. It was super bizarre, like the pictures of two bullets that collide on a battle field or something.
It smelled so freaking bad.
Since we're all immature, we had a good laugh at it.
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Musta been a deep pothole!***
Sep 23, 2020, 8:50 AM
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Re: Super Fart
Sep 23, 2020, 8:50 AM
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And you thought we really needed to know that?? :)***
Sep 23, 2020, 8:53 AM
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I think you might be lost.***
Sep 23, 2020, 8:54 AM
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Corner logs
Sep 23, 2020, 9:19 AM
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FTFY
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If your life isn’t better after reading that
Sep 23, 2020, 9:13 AM
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I feel really sad for you
It hurts so deep knowing that there are uptight humorless people in this world. I know APM said he was booked all day but if you don’t mind fapping noises, he might be able to work in a phone sesh at lunch. If you can’t get help from APM, please seek help from someone .
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CU Medallion [64837]
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All three audible? Or were these SBD type farts?
Sep 23, 2020, 8:55 AM
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I need more details.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Both kids were audible, mine was SBD.
Sep 23, 2020, 9:05 AM
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It was crazy. I heard the daughter's fart and thought it was mine, then my son's came like a 1/2 second later.
We all looked at each other and I said, "did we all just fart???" Laughter turned into horror as I hit window-lock and told them that we owed it to ourselves to baste in it.
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Ah, the Devil's Hot Box***
Sep 23, 2020, 9:07 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I never took you for a shy farter. I figured it would be
Sep 23, 2020, 9:09 AM
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boisterous and proud like your j/o seshs on onlyfans.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Usually.... but I like to catch the kids off guard.
Sep 23, 2020, 9:17 AM
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applying window lock, dropping some silent death on them and watch them scramble to roll the windows down.
One of the biggest joys of fatherhood.
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I opened a pack of boxers and promptly farted in the first one I put on.
Sep 23, 2020, 8:55 AM
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Then stared at the other 5 still in the pack and warned them they would meet the same fate soon.
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You wear new drawers without washing them first?
Sep 23, 2020, 9:16 AM
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What kind of animal are you?
Don’t you know all those chemicals will make your babies be born naked?
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Don't wash them first... that way if they
Sep 23, 2020, 9:18 AM
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cause rash or irritate your skin, you can still take them back.
Duh.
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THREE KIDS? THREE KIDS? YA'LL LOOK AT THIS IDIOT WITH ALL
Sep 23, 2020, 10:31 AM
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THE KIDS. JESUS CHRIST MAN, GET OFF YOUR WIFE SOME TIME.
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IT'S NOT A CLOWN CAR***
Sep 23, 2020, 10:39 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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It's also not a Young bus, but in the early 2000's it had
Sep 23, 2020, 10:41 AM
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the entire Clemson Football team in it.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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The ROYB is around back.***
Sep 23, 2020, 10:42 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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BYOG, more like AUHG
Sep 23, 2020, 10:49 AM
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All
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Guts
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Oculus Spirit [97724]
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I have my youngest trained.
Sep 23, 2020, 9:13 AM
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If I fart, I always blame it on a frog. So now every time I fart, he says "That's a frog!"
Now my middle son used to be trained as well. But one day he got smart and learned my ruse. So when I fart, youngest says "That's a frog!". Middle son then gets mad and says it's NOT A FROG. Then he and youngest get into an argument about it. Meanwhile, oldest is 12 and DGAF anymore and has zero reaction.
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