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All-In [40656]
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As I approach ROH, I would like to reminisce
Sep 26, 2019, 2:33 PM
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My journey in the lounge began in August of 2013 when I was car shopping and figured this was the most appropriate board within TigerNet's realm to discuss such topics. Shortly thereafter, I became a walking, talking meme. This was the first misstep of many.
I bought the truck, against waves of discouragement. I proceeded to buy a dog that would destroy not only my life, but my drywall as well. I was messaged privately to surrender the dog shortly after I got her. Shes been one of the best animals I have come across, even if she does need a dermatologist and we have spent thousands of dollars on medication, surgeries and treatments.
I made my first public appearance at the 2013 Clemson-FSU tailgate. This was back when the gathering spot was celtic_tiger® spot at STI. Red and I were showered with liquor, beer and lots of sex. Unfortunately, the game got just as out of hand as the tailgate.
Not only have I met many of you through various tailgates, concerts or sporting events, one of you, a specific warlord RH Tig , managed to plan my entire life, including my wedding. After the wedding, you all were so generous to help me out in buying my first house. Some of you even brought it upon yourself to dox me, but thats okay, what baby boomer wouldnt, Ineligible user?!
Through the past 6 years, there have been ups and downs (for all of us), but I would like to think more ups than downs. I grew close with a couple of yall on an individual basis, soccerkrzy®, tigermanac®. I found some frienemies in Lakebum1® and FBCoachSC®. But through it all, I have grown to love this community of shitposters, internet tough guys, gender revealers (and gender benders) and genuinely good human beings. I don't think there are many other corners of the internet where real life and workday procrastination cross so readily, but each day I look forward to at least some sort of humor (dark or not) from this place.
My wife and I have created memories with some of you that we are able to look back at and enjoy (read: fap to) and we both look forward to seeing some of you again moving forward. So, thanks for nothing and may the good times and memories of the LBOD's roll on.
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That was beautiful
Sep 26, 2019, 2:38 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79125]
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Hey
Sep 26, 2019, 2:40 PM
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Eat a ####.
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Oculus Spirit [80998]
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A couple things...
Sep 26, 2019, 2:41 PM
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1) I'm not old enough to be a "boomer". I was born in 1968, and hopefully, it was my generation is responsible for making all the problems in your life.
2) I'm still not sure that posting what street you live on is "doxxing" you, especially compared to all the #### you've posted about yourself, but hey...whatever.
3) You're still goofy-as-fuck looking.
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All-In [40656]
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Just love me***
Sep 26, 2019, 2:41 PM
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Heisman Winner [135495]
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Believe it or not...
Sep 26, 2019, 2:45 PM
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clemsonrulez08® is 36% taller than the average pony when measured from the hooves to the top of the head.
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Oculus Spirit [80998]
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How about tooth to head size ratio?***
Sep 26, 2019, 2:46 PM
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Heisman Winner [135495]
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Relying on the standard methodology for evaluation of
Sep 26, 2019, 2:51 PM
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skull anthropometry, there's a 9% variation is the ratio in correlation to standard pony ejaculate viscosity.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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Do they measure ponies in regular hands like horses
Sep 26, 2019, 2:47 PM
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or in midget hands?
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Heisman Winner [135495]
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Ponies are measured in rainbow colors.
Sep 26, 2019, 2:52 PM
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Not many people know that.
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Heisman Winner [135495]
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Hey, that reminds me.
Sep 26, 2019, 2:42 PM
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Lakebum1® became Lakedaddy yesterday.
Oh, and y'all get clemsonrulez08® into the ROH today.
BECAUSE I MOTHRAFREAKING SAID TO.
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Oculus Spirit [79125]
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Lakebum being a dad makes me chuckle
Sep 26, 2019, 2:44 PM
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and seriously worried for that child.
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Oculus Spirit [80998]
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One thing is for sure.
Sep 26, 2019, 2:48 PM
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Between Mr. and Mrs. Lakebum1 influences, that kid won't be taking chit off anyone.
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Heisman Winner [135495]
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If I had to guess...
Sep 26, 2019, 2:53 PM
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he's already slapping the other babies in the nursery around and taking their tiddymilk.
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All-In [40656]
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Re: As I approach ROH, I would like to reminisce
Sep 26, 2019, 2:43 PM
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All-In [40656]
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Wanna know what puts me to sleep?
Sep 26, 2019, 2:46 PM
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The Detroit tigers and trying to keep up with your alcoholism.
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Heisman Winner [105469]
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Re: As I approach ROH, I would like to reminisce
Sep 26, 2019, 2:45 PM
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faggot
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All-In [40656]
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You just mad you didn't get a shoutout
Sep 26, 2019, 2:48 PM
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But here: I have thoroughly enjoyed the short short squad since Day 1. Glad I have a supporting cast of a very fertile, hairy individual. Not in a weird way, but Red and I think your 129 children are adorable every time they come across our facebook and/or instagram. Y'all got a dadgum fairytale family (except for the raising kids and living in SC part).
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Heisman Winner [105469]
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Re: You just mad you didn't get a shoutout
Sep 26, 2019, 2:55 PM
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I meant that in a nice way
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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beautiful looking dog, and 1, 2, 3***
Sep 26, 2019, 2:49 PM
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All-In [47680]
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So should we all stop TU-ing when rulez hits 24,999?***
Sep 26, 2019, 3:00 PM
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All-In [40656]
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You can try to do that
Sep 26, 2019, 3:01 PM
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But Father G® will push me over the edge before he gets to this message.
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All-In [47680]
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Would never work anyway
Sep 26, 2019, 3:04 PM
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because some ###got would be all "IT WAS ME! IT WAS ME! I GAVE YOU #25,000!"
It was me.
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All-In [40656]
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I appreciate you, braggart***
Sep 26, 2019, 3:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85157]
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Oculus Spirit [85157]
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All-In [40656]
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Your turn to post a quasi emotional breakdown now!***
Sep 26, 2019, 3:04 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85157]
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All-In [40656]
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700+ points should be attainable by the weekend
Sep 26, 2019, 3:08 PM
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Oculus Spirit [85157]
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yeah, but I don't Jounge on Fridays
Sep 26, 2019, 3:09 PM
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or weekends.
B/c I'm not at work on Fridays....or weekends.
Might not last much longer though.
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All-In [40656]
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Post some bomb ### content between now and whenever you
Sep 26, 2019, 3:11 PM
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stop working for the day. I will rally the clan to get you there*
*this is not a guarantee in the legal sense of the word
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Oculus Spirit [83006]
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I didn’t realize you were such an attractive man.***
Sep 26, 2019, 3:12 PM
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All-In [40656]
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This was when my weight was the highest
Sep 26, 2019, 3:14 PM
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Im in a little bit better shape now. If you want more recent pigs, check out my grindr.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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Liquor and beer yes. But how did I miss the sex? ******
Sep 26, 2019, 3:14 PM
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All-In [40656]
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Probably pouring tequila shots.***
Sep 26, 2019, 3:14 PM
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All-In [38104]
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SHOW US YER ########***
Sep 26, 2019, 4:44 PM
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All-In [46801]
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Re: As I approach ROH, I would like to reminisce
Sep 27, 2019, 8:37 AM
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Lot o points [155674]
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#*#*<¥€#€#?!!
Sep 27, 2019, 8:48 AM
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I was all set to boomroast you but then you made a nice guy post.
Well played, well played indeed.
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CU Medallion [65983]
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You done good, 30rackj, you done good
Sep 27, 2019, 3:28 PM
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right aerozeptallica ?
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Oculus Spirit [75682]
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What are you asking me for?
Sep 27, 2019, 4:39 PM
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MauldinT
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Re: Still waiting on newdies of Red
Sep 27, 2019, 3:35 PM
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Tick, tick....Tick, tock
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All-In [40344]
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that is the lamest, most contrived point whoaring
Sep 27, 2019, 3:51 PM
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I’ve ever witnessed.
So many @‘s, pigs of an overrated dog and the flea infested mutt, slobbing on the knob of the warlord, no mention of your love for NC State and the list goes on.
May you be doxxed again, dooshnozzle
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