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All-TigerNet [11019]
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T's & P's Needed jounge.
Feb 20, 2019, 11:55 AM
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So, we got marching orders at work that they want us to expand our offerings to all 47 states (we launched with 1 on Jan 23) for our webapp. I'm in a meeting about it on friday, and a girl from bumble starts sending naughty pics. after the second one, I can't look at any more without catching hell, so I flip my phone upside down, and proceed to have it go off throughout the remaining half hour of the meeting, everybody looking at me like wteff is going on.
Anyhow I have a date with this girl tonight, and I'm probably gonna die. That or get fired.
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All-In [46825]
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I fail to see the problem here.***
Feb 20, 2019, 11:58 AM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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this all sounds very Carlsbaddian
Feb 20, 2019, 11:58 AM
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I vote that the inclusion of pigs from the get-go are a prerequisite of any and all future poasts of this sort
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All-TigerNet [11019]
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I’m deleting this in 15 mins...
Feb 20, 2019, 12:32 PM
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But here are the first two.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Go on...***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:33 PM
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All-In [46825]
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Black fingernail polish
Feb 20, 2019, 12:34 PM
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cowboy hat.
More black spots than a dalmatian.
At home mid day on a Wednesday.
You sir are about to lose a kidney
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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This is why we can't have nice things***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:39 PM
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CU Medallion [66054]
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Hey
Feb 20, 2019, 1:17 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Umm, why didn't it go in your pocket and on silent?***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:00 PM
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Heisman Winner [119698]
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Better yet, on vibrate in yur pocket...***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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Well, sounds like that may have still been distributive and
Feb 20, 2019, 12:02 PM
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caused a spot to appear.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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####. I've become an adjective.***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:31 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Re: Because that would eliminate his humblebrag***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:05 PM
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Kind sir, allow me to gently remind you
Feb 20, 2019, 12:02 PM
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THAT THERE ARE ####### RULES GOVERNING THIS ####, and unless you want to Carlsbad® yourself, I'd suggest you get to posting pigs, posthaste
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Oculus Spirit [75717]
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True, we are going to need some pics to see if
Feb 20, 2019, 12:16 PM
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this is actually a humble brag.
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Heisman Winner [105551]
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OK *wink, wink*
Feb 20, 2019, 12:15 PM
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Thats enough
Feb 20, 2019, 12:17 PM
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Carlsbad® impersonator. These stories dont even sound real anymore.
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Heisman Winner [137908]
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"So, what we have here, is
Feb 20, 2019, 12:19 PM
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titties, but I can't show you, because reasons."
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All-In [46825]
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I bet she's fat
Feb 20, 2019, 12:29 PM
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and big teddies on a fat girl is a like a big d!nk on a skinny guy. I'm in.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Just explain to her that you will get fired if she sends
Feb 20, 2019, 12:29 PM
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nood pics during business hours. If you get fired, you will be broke. If you're broke, you will (likely) be of no use to her.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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See, my problem with your otherwise sensible advice, is that
Feb 20, 2019, 12:30 PM
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your provided it BEFORE pigs were poasted.
Where do we go from here?
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Why post pigs anyway. Only one lunger has even come close
Feb 20, 2019, 12:34 PM
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to posting pigs in here in 2+ years. I'm just giving sound advice to avoid a possible psycho situation from unfolding.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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I stand corrected. Two now.
Feb 20, 2019, 12:49 PM
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Actually you have a slight lead over JFBell because no panties.
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All-In [46825]
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^^^ needs to be on snapchat***
Feb 20, 2019, 1:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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I'd get in trouble on snapchat, or most apps.
Feb 20, 2019, 1:27 PM
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Heck, even on Tumblr. Some woman who lives like maybe 2 miles away wanted to meat up. Didn't care I was married. I'm like no thanks, just post moar pigs.
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Heisman Winner [119698]
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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A legendary post for sure. But pigs, as I see them, denotes
Feb 20, 2019, 1:29 PM
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someone you know in real life. In two clicks I can see all the random pigs I want.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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#### this. I won't be falling for this again.***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:32 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Its just a random leg...not sure why that would be so
Feb 20, 2019, 12:36 PM
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bad to have up.
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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Kawze she ain't wearing no drawers.***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:50 PM
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Heisman Winner [135579]
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Are the prices specified on the menu?
Feb 20, 2019, 12:33 PM
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-Carlsbad
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Re: T's & P's Needed jounge.
Feb 20, 2019, 12:44 PM
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Pretty weak not to have any pigs bro. That's bush league.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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there's pigs.
Feb 20, 2019, 12:45 PM
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can't tell re: bush, tho
#WSB
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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WSB = useless.***
Feb 20, 2019, 12:50 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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today it served a porpoise***
Feb 20, 2019, 1:12 PM
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She's been eating well!***
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half
Feb 20, 2019, 1:30 PM
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