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Anyone been to a Jewish funeral?
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Anyone been to a Jewish funeral?


Jan 10, 2020, 11:27 AM

Heading to my first. Is it a long service or short or is it weird. I have no idea what to expect.

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You'll have to wear a yamaha on your head.***


Jan 10, 2020, 11:47 AM



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Re: You'll have to wear a yamaha on your head.***


Jan 10, 2020, 11:48 AM

50 or 150hp?

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Got to be shorter than a black funeral or wedding.


Jan 10, 2020, 11:48 AM

Will also probably start on time.

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^^^ This ^^^ ******


Jan 10, 2020, 11:56 AM



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went to a Jewish wedding in Miami once.


Jan 10, 2020, 11:59 AM

Started at 6, we just got the salad course around midnight.

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Re: went to a Jewish wedding in Miami once.


Jan 10, 2020, 6:43 PM



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Not longer than a catholic funeral


Jan 10, 2020, 12:00 PM

You won’t understand the Hebrew.
Hopefully they have a kippah you can borrow.

The Chabad website has a good overview. Like any funeral, just be respectful and you’ll be fine.

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/2699548/jewish/What-to-Expect-at-a-Jewish-Funeral.htm

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And goyim are allowed to wear the kippah.


Jan 10, 2020, 12:13 PM

It’s a sign of respect. But they will still see you as an unclean Gentile.

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It was only about :45 minutes long


Jan 10, 2020, 4:08 PM

lots of Yiddish and then he would interpret. My bud and I were the only 2 non-Jewish folks there, but everyone was really nice.

The songs were cool that they sang, no instruments and the lady singing was beautiful, however, again all Yiddish, so no comprehendo.

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Longest one I ever went to was a 3 preacher Baptist funeral


Jan 10, 2020, 6:36 PM [ in reply to Not longer than a catholic funeral ]

each one had to out preach the other. with about 5 full, and I mean full hymns in between each. ! hour 45 minutes later they then did visitation, so everyone was at the visitation at the same time.

That being said, RIP my friend's dad. I would go again.

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as you all know I have seen my fair share of death


Jan 10, 2020, 7:54 PM

however today was an emotional day for my bud. Would do it 1000x over. Love that dude.

At the funeral I kept just pondering how important the Jewish faith is to us Christians and how special and just traditional and easy that service was for that awesome lady. I don’t even know what I am saying but I caught myself pondering things I haven’t in a very long time. I could write a tiggity/1988 post but I will spare you all my rambling.

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The traditions are important and impactful


Jan 10, 2020, 9:22 PM

Jewish religion does a good job of remembering and honoring the past.

Unfortunately their history has a lot of pain, so even the ‘holidays’ feel like punishment sometimes.

Death is painful.

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while you're there, ask everyone if they've seen the


Jan 10, 2020, 12:02 PM

kiking video. They'll think it's cool.

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encouage the family by...


Jan 10, 2020, 12:13 PM

quoting 2 Cornithians 5:8

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I don't think Jews


Jan 10, 2020, 6:41 PM

would appreciate the New Testament. I had a Jewish prof @ CU that taught Old Testament. Great elective.

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Re: I don't think Jews


Jan 11, 2020, 12:07 AM

Old Testament = Torah

I kid friends that Christians are simply 'New Age' Jews! Except for the few who call themselves 'Jews for Christ', which I then call them, Christians. ;)

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